Stranger: Why hello there!
You: Heyyyyyy!!
You: how r u?
Stranger: I'm a cat
Stranger: how about you?
You: I'm a cat too. I am kawaii. Are you Kawaii?
Stranger: I'm a siamese, sorry
You: Darn, your like the opposite of Kawaii then.
You: Oh! Stranger-kun, Stranger-kun!
You: How do I shot web?
Stranger: Pardon?
You: How do I shot web?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: I heard that I could shot web, but they never told me how.
You: sad face :C
Stranger: what does that mean though?
You: Thats the mystery...
You: I set it as my life goal to explore omegle and similiar chat rooms to find out how!
Stranger: well what a shame
Stranger: i can't help you
You: Drat.
Stranger: Drat. indeed
You: Not even a tip at all?
You: Perhaps a pointer?
Stranger: I haven't the foggiest
You: Fiddle sticks.
Stranger: You could try approaching google..
You: Hm, yes! Excellent suggestion my comrade!
Stranger: My tips go only to the most loyal of my subjects!
You: Excellent master! I deserve to be punsihed harshly for my ignorance of google.
Stranger: Oh it is true.
Stranger: But such a punishment will take much time to ponder.
You: Crawl inside me like a warm kitten master, whip me with a cat o' nine tails.
Stranger: Oh but I think the dungeon is rather the one calling your name, one with many spiders, hungry for flesh.
You: How arousing, you sure know how to set a scene master!
Stranger: Oh perhaps I do, but it wasn't me I was making reference to.
Stranger: The other breakers of my law are used in times such as these.
You: Hmmm...
You: You could rip me naked, tear out my fir, brown town rape me, beat me with a bagel, warm me in BOILING LAVA[/weegee].
Stranger: No, no, that is not my job.
You: (_o_)
Stranger: Well has google assisted you in your fine quest?
You: It has, briefly. It has suggested I shot web via ejaculation. Whether this is effective or not I do not know.
Stranger: Well those you heard this term from don't seem like the best of people...
You: How so? Shall I part my hair for occasion?
Stranger: No no, not at all, but such people have been putting bad ideas into that sheltered head of yours, a peasant.
You: I do enquire furtherr.
Stranger: Do you so?
You: I do so you.
Stranger: Well, if you must know, I have not the intentions for punishment that you previously assumed.
You: Son, I am dissapoint.
Stranger: I'm so very sorry my loyalty, yet, you shall have to deal with the way your master chooses to go about things
You: sad faec :C
Stranger: When you question and wrong the higher power, you suffer, that is just how the world works, my friend.
You: Thats stupid. Your stupid. THE FUTURE IS STUPID.
Stranger: Gasp!
Stranger: And with that comment:
Stranger: OFF WITH THY HEAD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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