Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[Dr Squirtle PhD]

me:hey
stranger: you aren't a brother r u
me: what would happen if i was
    You have been disconnected

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[Shadow Eye25]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: suck me beautiful?
You: I'm a guy. Goddammit.
You have disconnected.

Another!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU.
Stranger: I won't. I don't ask that
You: Then what do you ask? :o
Stranger: whenever I tell ppl that they leave and I ask what's up
Stranger: Why wouldn't u ask what's up lmao
You: Because if you say ASL I WILL RIP YOUR VOCAL CORDS OUT.
You: And I have aids.
Stranger: wats aids?
You have disconnected.

And yet a third...Modification button ftw.

Stranger: hi
You: If you say asl I will shove my fist so far up your ass every time you cough your balls will drop.
Stranger: haha
You: Think it's funny?
You: DO YA??
You: DO YA??????
Stranger: neh!!
Stranger: whre u from???
You: I'M FROM loving WHEREVER THE HELL I WANT TO BE FROM.

[_Rave_]

Keep this in mind.  This was on video chat, and I am 15 and white.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Damn I hate whites.
Stranger: me too
Stranger: u loving cracker
You: WHAT>
You: Cracker?
Stranger: loving cracker
You: Im no loving cracker
Stranger: yeah u r
Stranger: bitch
You: No.
You: Lies and deciet
Stranger: thats what u r to me
You: Can you even see my skin forgeter?
Stranger: is aint
Stranger: heellllllllllllll yeah it looks like a cracke
Stranger: r
Stranger: bitch
You: forget no.
Stranger: forget yeaeh
Stranger: wanna be
You: I may be blind, but I know what the forget I am talking about.
Stranger: nawwwwwwwwwwwww
You: I can hear my black coming from my skin.
Stranger: u aint
Stranger: bullstuff
You: No, I am black.
You: I know it,
You: My parents are
Stranger: i black n i dont hear stuff
Stranger: idc bout ur parents
You: When your blind, your hearing is better.
You: You should know that white boy.
<I began laughing at this point>
Stranger: what the forget is so funny
Stranger: bitch
You: "I dont hear stuff"
Stranger: shut the forget up
You: How the forget could I be blind
Stranger: lol
You: Im reading your text
You: You loving kidding me?
Stranger: but idt u r
Stranger: u forgetin friend
You: I am downloading this
You: when its done.
Stranger: dude im jut forgetin wix\j
Stranger: ya
You: Lies and deciet once again
You: have fun being retarted.

[Shadow Eye25]

I'm sorry, but this one was just too good to pass up.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny female with webcamera ?
You: Horny male with webcamera and massive, throbbing, hairy snake.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ruiner369]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Who are you.
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: fine and you ?
Stranger: age, love, location
You: Age 9999 love Male Location Earth
You: :D
Stranger: haushas
Stranger: kool kids klubk
You: Age: 1
Stranger: me
You: Lol
You: Asl?
Stranger: 17 female
Stranger: Brazil
You have disconnected.

Lol.

[thomas64]

ASL

What is this I don't even know.

ONTOPIC:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im horny
You: I'm gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: hi I am a guy and u?
You: guy
You: why
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you're not a horny female by any chance? :D
You: uh....
You: why do I keep getting people asking this?
You: No damn it
Stranger: because that's all what people here are looking for :D
You: well you'll have to keep looking
Stranger: or well 95% of them..
Stranger: okay then, have a great day
You: you too :D
Stranger: cheers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: why
Stranger: just asking
Stranger: you dont have to answer if you dont want to
You: I would rather not
Stranger: fine then
You: let me guess, looking for a girl to have love with? that's what the other four people wanted
Stranger: wrong
Stranger: im not even a guy
You: Oh sorry!
You: XP
Stranger: its okay
You: you just asume on the internet
Stranger: i know thats what lots of people here want
You: the last four people
Stranger: yeah
You: 95%
Stranger: so you are just looking for someone to talk to?
You: yeah
Stranger: same
You: plus I'm doing it for a forum post
You: I'm posting some chat logs for a forum to laugh at, if their funny
Stranger: o ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ....
You: .......
Stranger: ................
You: .......................
Stranger: !Q!!
Stranger: wait Q???
You: Q?
Stranger: I dunno either
You: OMG RUN
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sdiajf;o
You: alihfna
You: sfkdhf
Stranger: paki?
You: what
You: paki?
Stranger: ye thats what i said
You: what the hell is that
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: where u from?
You: what's "u" mean?
Stranger: you
You: ok
You: why?
Stranger: just wondering
You: tell me why
You: now damn it
Stranger: because i want to learn different cultures....
You: I live in the USA
Stranger: oh right
You: UNLESS ITS A BOAT!

I have too much free time.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HIIIII
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m.f
You: m.f?
Stranger: m.25
You: GUN
Stranger: m or f
You: Oh
You: :P
You: why?
Stranger: wat
You: OH LET ME GUESS YOU WANT love
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(at this point I was typing: "damn it that's the fifth time")

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Harry Potter or Twilight? >:DD
You: harry potter
Stranger: YAYZ!
Stranger: :))
You: gay or straight?
You: >:DD
Stranger: Haha, what?
You: awnser
Stranger: I'm gay...
You: :o
You: So am I
Stranger: BUt I don't like to tell people that...
Stranger: But,*
Stranger: M or F?
You: M
Stranger: I'm a M
Stranger: ((:
Stranger: Watch this
Stranger:










big space
You: Cool
You: do you have a steam account?
Stranger: No,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
D:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: my mother is loud
You: :P
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL no, just kidding
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I am having fun with this.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey baby
You: ...
You: hi?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ?
You: ?
Stranger: ?"
You: ?'''
Stranger: ?""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""?
Stranger: beat that
Stranger: pwned
You: !""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'!!
Stranger: 3========================================================================================================>
You: ...
Stranger: pwned
Stranger: haroo
Stranger: so asl?
You: Tell me what it means, and maybe
Stranger: age , love , location
You: uh....
You: I have to go now
You: bye!
You have disconnected.
this one was the most scary.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: Female/25 here...
Stranger: Lets keep this sort stranger. I am looking for Phone love in the next 5 minutes. Find a Free password for Adult Friend Finder here -
http://afpass.blogspot.com/ - then login and send me a message ASAP to profile Mel26alone - hurry....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
any takers?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: pasta
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
mmm..... pasta...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[superslayer]

Code: [Select]

You: LOVE ME JOHN
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: I'M EZA
You: WHERE IS MY [b]JOHNATHON[/b] D:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

... my first name is jonathon o_o

[Mr.LoLHaX]

Stranger:  name your favourite song?
You: Monster By Skillet

~Disconnect~

Good times.

[thomas64]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi. What's better than 15 year old girls wrestling in their underwear?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This was funny.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: DONT SAY ASL OR I KILL YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He said nothing

[Albatross]

Stranger: hey!
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: f-16 usa
Stranger: cool
You: here's a pic: http://icanhaz.com/me1321
Stranger: are you on facebook....:)
You: no
Stranger: what is your name?
You: er.
You: Falcon.
You: lol
Stranger: tushar here
Stranger: do you have boy friend?
You: i am jesus

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DONT SAY ASL OR I KILL YOU and hi
Stranger: yay
Stranger: u read my mind
Stranger: hows it goin pal
You: loving awesome I just played max payne
Stranger: btw
Stranger: Max Payne is stuffe
You: forget YOU
You have disconnected.

[Tomcat]

Not so funny, but cool.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hello
Stranger: How is life/love/the universe?
You: asl
You: dakwoifj
You: trololo
Stranger: Lol. 19/male/Italy
Stranger: Having fun?
You: hunter lvl43/yesplz/in ur besd
Stranger: Lovely.
You: Wow.
You: Someone on Omegle who types properly.
Stranger: Yeah, I've found it's not all that common.
You: ITs acctually fun to trol people on Omegle.
Stranger: Deciphering chatspeak proves to be thoroughly arduous though.
Stranger: Yes, haha, it's a lot of fun.
Stranger: I love loving with people who troll Omeglefor cyberlove.
You: Pretty easy too.
Stranger: Omegle for^
Stranger: Yeah, it really isn't terribly difficult.
You: I just pull the FBI scam on them.
Stranger: FBI scam?
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Where you say something like:
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.
You: Like that.
You: Most people fall for it.
Stranger: Ohh, haha, that's excellent. Except Omegle is sending me a message saying "If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it."
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: Most people don't pay attention to it.
Stranger: ....Seriously?
You: Seriously
Stranger: Woooow.
You: They disconnect anyways.
You: Immediatly after I do that, they have a hissy fit and disconnect.
Stranger: Well, most people just disconnect when you say something they don't like. One person totally flipped their stuff on me though.
Stranger: I usually greet people with something along the lines of "Hey there, Satan speaking. Have you sinned lately? Tell me about your sins." and depending on their response, I can tell whether or not they'll be interesting.

[Freeze]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm 12!
You: hai
You: I'm 11±
Stranger: ti
Stranger: a?
Stranger: tia*??
You: U play blockland?
Stranger: yesss<3333333
You: SAME
You: Who are you on it?
Stranger: motherofnature77
You: I'm Freeze!
Stranger: ok!
You: I know you (I think)
Stranger: i'll add you.
You: You got the forums?
Stranger: well, yea but i'm not gonna tell
You: Who are you on the forums? I will PM you.
Stranger: WAIT DID U ADD M YET?! ADD ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Stranger: ME
Stranger: *
You: ADD YOU TO WHAT?
Stranger: UR FRIENDS
You: YOU DON'T GET FRIENDS IN BLOCKLAND
Stranger: YESS....IT'S THE NEW FEATURE. I HAVE IT
You: Are you tricking me?
Stranger: NNOPEE
You: Cause I know you are.
Stranger: WELL, YOU HAVE TO BE VIP TO GET IT
You: Ok now your just tricking me
You: I'm not an idiot
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA LOL JK I'VE NEVER USED THAT SIITE EVER.................. LOL YES YOU ARE.....HAHAHAHHA BITCHH

[kanew2000]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: asl? :)
You: i'm a guy. that eliminates all your other chances because you're a guy looking for love.
You: eh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.