Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[LeetZero]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: what you know about aliens from outer space?
You: A lot.
You: I don't know why
Stranger: Tell me
You: But i seen a thing in the sky
You: around 1 week ago.
You: Plz don't disconnect
You: I am serious.
You: :/
You: I seen a thing in the sky
You: Like a star.
You: But it was moving.
Stranger: you want to work for space invaders?

Lol... That drove me "wtf"... After that I disconnected. However, I was trolling about the saucer.

[Ad Bot]

[Hiiro3293]

Lol

[heedicalking]

I'm a god at getting the chicks to like my hat in omegle video.
I think I "scored" more than the shirtless indians

[Caution]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: if i told you i could make your hat dissappear would you allow me to do such?
Stranger: sure
You: ABRAKADABCRAP
You: and boom! its gone
Stranger: HOW'D YOU DO THAT???
You: Magic my kind sir
Stranger: are you like Dumbledore or some stuff?
You: better
You: i'm that street magicman in town
Stranger: are you really? that's loving awesome
You: now for my next trick... I SHALL DISSAPPEAR
You: ABRAKADABCR-
You have disconnected.

I laughed.

[Arcturus]

You: hi
You: asdfg
Stranger: you're dumb

I ARE NOT DUMB >:(

[Moriarty]

if you can get pics of win video chats then you get more points

[shafin25]

Someone  tell me who is this:
Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: u first
You: since i say so
Stranger: im masturbantig thinking on you
You: take a guess :)
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: forget me

I know its somebody in BL! >:(

[Shadow Eye25]

Stranger: i'm 12 and i want some horny girl that wanna suck my richard

I loving lol'd so hard...

[Bloody Mary]

Stranger: Heylo
You: Jesus.
Stranger: God
You: People these days.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Im doing that
You: Haha.
You: Funny.
You: You act?
Stranger: I act
Stranger: ?
Stranger: What do you mean
You: Yes? No?
Stranger: What do u by U act?
You: Like an actor?
You: You know.
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: I love acting!
You: Sure.
Stranger: Wbu do u act?
You: What?
You: Speak up.
Stranger: What about u
Stranger: do u act
You: Nope.
Stranger: No?
Stranger: Ohk
Stranger: Asl?
You: Jesus.
You: People these days.
Stranger: Im not jesus
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :P
You: Jesus, why are you so mean?
Stranger: Im not mean :(
You: Haha.
You: ...
Stranger: Well... to Anna i am Lol Anna's my bff XDD
Stranger: So r u like a priest?
You: Nope.
You: Are you?
Stranger: Cuz u say Jesus a lot
Stranger: No
Stranger: Female or male?
You: Ha. Very funny.
Stranger: Im Female
You: Sure.
You: Whatever you say.
Stranger: You dont believe me
You: I don't.
Stranger: Why
Stranger: Im not a child enthusiast o.O
You: What.
You: Kids these days.
Stranger: Kids?
Stranger: Kids are baby goats
Stranger: I sir am not a baby goat
Stranger: Sir or Mme?
You: Another lie.
You: You totally are one.
Stranger: A lie?
Stranger: I am not a goat :o im a baby chimchila!
Stranger: And your a banana
You: Jesus.
You: Kids these days.
Stranger: God.
You: Grow a brain.
Stranger: Strangers these days
You: Ah.
You: ...
Stranger: I dont need a brain
Stranger: Becuz i have pilliows
Stranger: :D
You: Ok. Whatever.
Stranger: R u a dude or a chick?
You: Hmm.
You: Are you really asking me that?
Stranger: Yes i am
Stranger: Okay. Simple question
Stranger: Do u have a snake
Stranger: Or a vagina.
Stranger: Not hard to answer
You: Are you coming on to me?
Stranger: No i am not
Stranger: I dont come on to Strangers ;)
You: JESUS GIVE ME STRENGTH!
Stranger: Question is Are you coming on to Jesus
You: Haha.
You: See ya.
Stranger: Bye
Stranger: Priest
You: ...Idiot.
Stranger: No thats just u
Stranger: :)
Stranger: <3
Stranger: Love u

[GenaralSkar]

Stranger: hey you
You: who me?
Stranger: yeah who else?
You: idk
Stranger: me neider
You: ._.
Stranger: yeah... so, whats going on?
You: idk
You: internet cigarettes
Stranger: what?
You: your mom
Stranger: okey i see
Stranger: so you are a internett troll?
You: idk. u mad?
Stranger: no...
You: then there can be 2 solutions
You: i am a bad troll, or you are immune to trolls
You: or something else
You: idk
Stranger: hmm'
You: i just called myself a troll huh.
Stranger: yeah i guess
You: well...
Stranger: good luck with that
Stranger: you need it
You: quite
You have disconnected.

[fred da kiko]

You: hello
Stranger: asl :)
You: you first
Stranger: female 15 uk you?
You: male 14 italy
Stranger: coool.
You: brb, my cat is on fire again
Stranger: wth?
You: i have to go put him out before he trys to jump in the dishwasher
Stranger: ok.
You: what do you know about the japanese?
Stranger: that they are annoying and chinkcy
You: and what should i do if one is on is attacking my car?
You: TELL ME, I'M ON FIRE
Stranger: ermm ring the police?
You: THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Stranger: byee

and the next one

Stranger: hi
You: what did you call me?
Stranger: bye

[heedicalking]

if you can get pics of win video chats then you get more points

[Freeze]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: I am The Stig
You: OMG RLLY?
Stranger: From Top Gear
Stranger: Yes I Am.
You: But seriously.
Stranger: What You Got To Say About That Eh?
You: No.
Stranger: My Name Is Fernando Alonso.
You: You aren't.
Stranger: I Am The Stig
You: Stop impersonating.
Stranger: I Am
Stranger: I Have The Same Birthday As The Stig
Stranger: Therefore I Must Be The Stig
You: I know you're not. Because...
You: I AM THE STIG
You: MWHAHAHAHAH
You: So yer
You: Stop impersonating me
You: Or I will come to your house and personally kill you
Stranger: Shut Up
Stranger: I Am The Real Stig
You: No. You're not.
Stranger: I Have Proofs.
You: Prove it then
Stranger: Oh My Goodness
Stranger: Have You Just Threanted To Kill Me?
Stranger: I Am Going To Call The Omegle Police A S A P
Stranger: And They Are Going To Arrest Your Omegle Ass.
You: Gimme the Proofs.
You: Nah it was a joke
Stranger: Alright
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kobewarrior]

Stranger: /b/rother
You: /b/tard.
Stranger: holy loving stuff :DDDDDDD
You: /b/ye
You have disconnected.

[Mr.Interceptor]

Stranger: I am not a goat :o im a baby chimchila!

lol furry