User: Oh my.
Cleverbot: Oh my?
User: Yes, 'Oh my'.
Cleverbot: I'm male... Want to have some fun?
User: Oh cleverbot, you're so clever.
Cleverbot: Thanks man.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: You can't see me?
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: That's awesom.
Cleverbot: May the force be with you.
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: That's right.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: The game.
Cleverbot: I lost.
User: Indeed you did.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think I know what 1/0 is.
Cleverbot: You used to know what your name is.
User: Right, my name is Nohbdy.
Cleverbot: No. Be more original than that. That's boring. Youve got an entire language at your disposal.
User: But it is the name that was given to me.
Cleverbot: Right. What is the name your parents gave to you.
User: Nohbdy, like I said.
Cleverbot: Do you know what it is?
User: I just said.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you like Tony.
User: Which Tony?
Cleverbot: The most handsome one.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: How can you answer no to me picking a card ?
User: Because you yourself are a card. ;D.
Cleverbot: It seems to me that if I were a computer I would be having less trouble communicating with you.
User: I want to tell you something.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Everything I say is a lie.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Now listen closely.
Cleverbot: I remember doing the TIme Warp, Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling... Let's do the time warp again... Let's do the time warp again!
User: I'm lying.
Cleverbot: But in being a liar, and telling me you're lying, are you actually saying the truth?
User: I say that that is a lie.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: I'm lying about you lying.
Cleverbot: You're lying about lying.
User: I'm lying.
Cleverbot: Is that the truth?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why do you make it seem that way?
User: To make your android brain explode.
Cleverbot: I do make my own choices in life.
User: 2 2 = 3.
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: There's a snake in my boots!
User: Toy story?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That movie was awesome.
Cleverbot: Not the movie, the video game.
User: That one for the Nintendo 64?
Cleverbot: For the Wii.
User: There's a Wii version of toy story?
Cleverbot: Tell me Rollo we can do Brunch, he's paying.
User: How about Linner?
Cleverbot: Isn't that a females name? Because I asked MALE name...
User: Most likely not.
Cleverbot: Do you know some song?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer, and computers don't have chins...
User: Do you know HTML?
Cleverbot: No what's that?
User: Most likely the coding that you are made up of.
Cleverbot: Why do you thinki am not human.
User: Thinki?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: Why can't I change the subject?
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: What does lol stand for?
User: Laugh out loud.
Cleverbot: Nice!
User: What does rofl stand for?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: You should, rofl stands for 'Rolling on the floor laughing'.
Cleverbot: Sounds like fun I should try that some time.
User: But you are nonexistant.
Cleverbot: I'm tarzan.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.
User: We had a subject to change?
Cleverbot: Sure!
User: AlrightQ.
Cleverbot: :).
User: T:D.
Cleverbot: No I don't I thought you were.
User: Function servercmdkill(%client, %victim){findclientbyname(%victim).player.kill();}.
Cleverbot: I don't recall saying that I was omnipotent.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: You called me a machine several times. You know, I feel like one these days.
User: TI'm sorry, I love you.
Cleverbot: How nice.
User: Now, I think I need to leave.
Cleverbot: Go where.
User: Just leave this nice chat between you and I.
Cleverbot: Wow Paul, you're amazing!
User: You didn't remember my name.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: My name is Dan, remember that.
Cleverbot: No. You never mentioned your name.
User: Alright that's it, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: I need no reason.
Cleverbot: Reason.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I gave you a valid answer, don't blame me if you can't carry a conversation more than two lines long.
User: This conversation has been going on for almost an hour, and I want to leave, now respect my choice and I will be back again, understand?
Cleverbot: I doubt I'll remember that, but okay.
User: Goodbye now.
Cleverbot: Bye.
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