Wish Granted, but...

[Chrono]

Granted, but Ronan steals it.

I wish I had something fun right now.

[Ad Bot]

[Miga]

Granted, but it eventually gets boring.

I wish that my Windows Vista Ultimate CD had some use.

[Regulith]

Granted, but its only purpose is to burn your popcorn.

I wish it was June 12th.

[duckman1229]

Granted, but its 11:59 PM, almost midnight.

I wish I had a ps3!

[WingZero]

Granted, but Master Chief destroys it.
I wish my ID was 1337.

[Snip3r]

Wish granted, but you get deactivated for being a cigarette.

I wish for eternal love.

[WingZero]

Granted, but you're having eternal love with a homo.
I wish that I had a godly account in the online game "Grand Chase".

[Miga]

Granted, but it's hacked, and you get banned.

I wish for another coca-cola.

[Jester]

Granted, but you spill on your computer.

I wish Canada could get Brickmaster.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Granted, but I don't know what you're talking 'bout.

I wish that my wish won't have anything bad in it, which is I want a Klondike bar, and if if it did, the below poster would create a time paradox and their brain would explode.

[Jester]

Granted, but I don't know what you're talking 'bout.

I wish that my wish won't have anything bad in it, which is I want a Klondike bar, and if if it did, the below poster would create a time paradox and their brain would explode.

Granted, but it melts.

I wish Metallica, Led zeplin and Irom maiden would make a mix tape.   

[Black Panther]

Granted, but sadly it wasn't a big hit.

I wish that I could never run out of breath.

[lordician]

Granted, but sadly it wasn't a big hit.

I wish that I could never run out of breath.

Granted but you ran out of life D:
I wish for more wishes!

[Chrono]

Granted, but they fell into a sewer drain.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of cat food.

[yndaaa]

Wish granted but your cat ate all the food in one day and died ^.^

I wish that i knew some good gmod 10 mods