Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 633783 times)

BobSevenSevens · July 03, 2009, 08:38:33 AM

Granted, but someone blows up half the world with nukes, destroying all of the zombies. It's STILL an apocalypse because half the world got destroyed

I wish to be able to breathe both water and air

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fat boy · July 03, 2009, 08:45:21 AM

Quote from: BobSevenSevens on July 03, 2009, 08:38:33 AM

Granted, but someone blows up half the world with nukes, destroying all of the zombies. It's STILL an apocalypse because half the world got destroyed

I wish to be able to breathe both water and air

granted but since everything now gives you cancer you die

I wish a box of tissues

sorrel · July 03, 2009, 09:02:03 AM

wish granted but... box of tissues comes at you with such speed and force it goes right through your head therefor killing you instantly.

I wish for barney to turn into a zombie and kill all the noobs........

BobSevenSevens · July 03, 2009, 09:12:49 AM

Granted, but you are a noob, he eats you

I wish for an ant farm and a can of raid

sorrel · July 03, 2009, 09:31:52 AM

Granted but the can of raid explodes on your face blinding you and the ant farm has army ants in it and you drop the ant farm letting all the army ant attack you...

I wish for another wish that would wish me another wish that would wish me another wish that would wish me another wish.

BobSevenSevens · July 03, 2009, 10:00:44 AM

Granted, but a paradox happens and the world collapses into a giant black hole, eating the universe

I wish for pizza with anchovies (yum!)

Slugger · July 03, 2009, 10:16:45 AM

Granted but the anchovies are spoiled, and you die.

I wish I was immortal

JJA0 · July 03, 2009, 10:24:58 AM

Granted but you are pulled into the Event horizon and stay there forever

I wish for 10000$

Crunchie · July 03, 2009, 10:45:29 AM

Granted, but it is relentlessly taxed and you only get $6000.

I wish for a computer that doesn't suck.

Marcem · July 03, 2009, 10:49:33 AM

Granted, then it becomes obsolete in 6 months.

fat boy · July 03, 2009, 10:53:39 AM

Quote from: Marcem on July 03, 2009, 10:49:33 AM

Granted, then it becomes obsolete in 6 months.

wish?

nickbond1 · July 03, 2009, 10:58:48 AM

Quote from: fat boy on July 03, 2009, 10:53:39 AM

wish?

wish granted but the wish turns into hsiw

i wish roblox wasnt invented

Fire paw · July 03, 2009, 12:16:55 PM

Quote from: SandstormMember01 on July 03, 2009, 11:55:55 AM

Wish granted, but someone make a game very simmilar to the Roblox game.

I wish I cood spel betr.

wish granted but then your keyboard gets soaked by a tidal wave.

I wish for v13.

Dippindots · July 03, 2009, 01:17:23 PM

Granted, but it sucks.
I wish for the power to shoot fireballs out of my hands, and i cant be burnt by my own fire.

Tingalz · July 03, 2009, 01:32:02 PM

You get Backstabbed.

I wish that v13 will come out soon. D: