Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 644011 times)

Uhh

Uhhhhh

potatoes



I wish i had a brand new something.

It turns out that something was nothing D:

I wish I had 2 billion dollars.

Granted, but you're so twisted and corrupt from your sudden affluence that you don't get married and grow old to be a crotchety old man who lives on that house on the hill and never lets anyone near his property. You die alone and nobody notices. You're buried with the ashes of your 2 billion dollars under an unmarked gravestone.
Way to go, you greedy forget.

I wish for a Poptart.

Wish granted

Except the genie forgets up and you get a burnt piece of toast.

I wish for everyones debt in the world to dissappear.

Granted, but you're so twisted and corrupt from your sudden affluence that you don't get married and grow old to be a crotchety old man who lives on that house on the hill and never lets anyone near his property. You die alone and nobody notices. You're buried with the ashes of your 2 billion dollars under an unmarked gravestone.
Way to go, you greedy forget.

I wish for a Poptart.
GET OFF MAH LAWN

Wish granted but then you get the dept burden.





I wish for all the above wishes to happen.

Wish granted

But you cant wish for more than one wish here >:D

But then again you can wish for more genies......

I wish for more genies

Granted all material wishes, but all of the stuff spontaneously appears 50 feet above your head.
Damn you.
You get nothing. >:D

Uhhhh

I wish for a bowl of popcorn.

Granted but the butter was actually poison.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Wish granted

But then you are forced to run for 5 miles due to you fleeing from a tornado


I wish for Seafood

Wish granted.

Someone spits food on your face and says "See food!"

I wish for a 2mm long toothpick.

Wish granted, but it breaks. I wish for a  :cookieMonster:

Wish granted, but it breaks. I wish for a  :cookieMonster:
You wish for a "Thanks" ? the emoticon of cookieMonster on here is used for saying Thanks!

Your  :cookieMonster: eats too many  :cookie: s and  :iceCream: s and then blows up.

I wish my dog wouldn't be so loud all of the time

Wish granted, it is silenced, but through death.

I wish I was a turtle.