Wish Granted, but...

[Axolotl2]

Wish granted, but it's extremely painful.

I wish it was 2016 right now.

[Ad Bot]

[Silreath]

Wish granted, but

The Mayans were right.
I wish I had a mom.

[hodototman]

wish granted but wish granted, because i'd feel like a horrible person if i posted something

i wish people wouldn't die but rather go to another planet and have internet to talk to them with

[Linkusofepica]

Granted, but the planet they are sent to is filled with  that turn humans into cookies

[Cool Boi]

Wish not granted, because you didn't make one.
I wish for shark people.

[Linkusofepica]

Granted, but they eat lovey ladies.
I wish I was Caboose.
OH HEY IT WORKED!

[Crøwn]

cabooses aren't used, you die
I wish I could poop forever

[Linkusofepica]

Wish granted, but you remain on the toilet forever.

[huddles]

Wish granted, but the universe implodes.

I wish my dog could live forever.

[Kimon]

Wish granted, but it can barely move or do anything because it's old forvever

I wish I had laser eyes, like this

[Cool Boi]

Wish granted, but they start an inch from your eyes and go forward and backwards at the same time, blinding you.

I wish that this wish for this wish to not be granted would be granted with a wish.

[Katadeus]

Wish granted, but your wish was granted

I wish I was an orangutan

[Isjix]

Wish granted, you're a bluarangutan

I wish for potatoes

[K9 Kid]

Wish granted, you're a bluarangutan

I wish for potatoes

Y U BUMP
Your hardware has been crammed into the potatoe.

I wish for gnome chompski

[Zaxx]

gnome eats your avatar

I wish for 300 bucks