Wish Granted, but...

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but she carrot forgets you while cutting you with a razor blade.



I wish for a knife that can turn into any sort of knife and never goes dull.

[Ad Bot]

[Elecro]

Granted, but it ends up stabbing you in the throat.

[Theepicman]

Wish granted but I dont see a wish


I wish I was giant. And I had Rotondo as my giant pet cat :D

[grunterdb1951]

Wish granted but I dont see a wish


I wish I was giant. And I had Rotondo as my giant pet cat :D

Wish granted but then Godzilla rape you and your giant pet cat to death.

I wish I could never live.

[Isjix]

Y U BUMP
Your hardware has been crammed into the potatoe.

I wish for gnome chompski

I bumped it because it was dying, I didn't want it dead ;(

Wish granted, but then, you lived

I wish for more blocks

[Cnaibedoge]

wish granted, but nothing lasts forever

[Isjix]

wish granted, but nothing lasts forever

wat

[Mouse droidz 21]

wish granted but you did not have a wish
i wish for a  to give me all the cookies in the world

[grunterdb1951]

wish granted but you did not have a wish
i wish for a  to give me all the cookies in the world

Wish granted but he eats them all.

I wish someone would make a wish.

[Grodus]

Wish granted but he eats them all.

I wish someone would make a wish.

Wish granted, but then all people who wish from here on are cursed by Ephialtes.

I wish for Dwarf Fortress to have a built-in tutorial that isn't utter stuff.

[Angry Bull]

Wish granted, but then all people who wish from here on are cursed by Ephialtes.

I wish for Dwarf Fortress to have a built-in tutorial that isn't utter stuff.

Wish Granted but it is even more stuffty.

I wish I had a wish that was actully loving wished

[allyorbase]

Wish Granted.

I wish for an older bump.

[Jeep]

Wish granted, but OP locks.

I wish I had 10 more wishes.

[Sat]

Wish granted but I subtract 9.

I wish for the forums to be a peaceful place.

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but they are taken offline shortly after.

I wish I could draw decently.