Wish Granted, but...

[YourBuddyBill]

Wish granted, but Glass bought another key.

i wish i was cool

Saw that ninja.

Granted, but you freeze to death.

I wish people wouldn't cut me off when I was typing up a well-thought-out post.

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[EazyE]

Saw that ninja.

Granted, but you freeze to death.

I wish people wouldn't cut me off when I was typing up a well-thought-out post.

wish granted, but the doctors couldnt replace your snake.

i wish i had a vagina

[YourBuddyBill]

wish granted, but the doctors couldnt replace your snake.

i wish i had a vagina

ok first off what

Granted, but then you get a pineapple stuck in it.

I wish I had a life.

[EazyE]

ok first off what

Granted, but then you get a pineapple stuck in it.

I wish I had a life.

you said you wished people wouldnt 'cut you off'

Granted, but you are then killed by reality.

I wish I didn't have a pineapple in my vagina.

[Epicduke]

Granted, but now you have a snake instead and a pineapple in that.

I wish I could wish up something original.

[YourBuddyBill]

you said you wished people wouldnt 'cut you off'

Granted, but you are then killed by reality.

I wish I didn't have a pineapple in my vagina.

you know what I meant.

Granted, it's a cactus instead.

I wish you'd stop making love jokes as your wishes.

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FUUUUUU

Granted, but that wish was your original wish.

I wish EazyE would stop making love jokes as his wishes.

[Crispy_]

Wish granted, but he ignored my invisible email containing your request.

I wish I could eat my avatar.

[AromaniaFTW]

Wish granted but now you're gay because you ate rooster meat LOL
I wish I had a richard that's the size of a Redwood tree but never gets erect inconveniently and annoyingly

[Kimon]

Wish granted but you can never have love.

I wish that magic existed.

[Nonnel]

Granted, but only lame magicians will ever actually use it.

I wish I had a leaf blower.

[psychomutt]

wish granted, but I squirt mayonnaise all over it

I wish I was were an Oscar Mayer Wiener.

[Nonnel]

Wish granted, but no one is in love with you.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

[Grassy]

Wish granted but you're a tiny fish about to be ate by a shark c:

I wish I was a cow bomb.

[AdinX]

Wish granted, you explode from being a cow bomb

I wish I had cancer.

[psychomutt]

Wish granted, but they found a cure.

I wish I didn't have nipples.