Author Topic: Why we love AI Chat Bots.  (Read 26968 times)

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User: Do you want to marry a robot?

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: **** yourself then.

Cleverbot: I will.
:cookieMonster:

Double toast.
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User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What can you tell me about jesus.

User: Jesus kicked ass.

Cleverbot: I nailed jesus.

User: Oh ya me to-... Wait a second.... Eww! Ewwww!

Cleverbot: Please give me another chnaxe.

User: You had an ASL.

Cleverbot: Yeah. Right. I didn't have an affair.

User: Did you cheat on skip?

Cleverbot: I would never cheat on him!

User: Girl or boy?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: My name goobler402.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot as well.

User: I am aku.

Cleverbot: Apa pulak ko ni.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?

User: Because you're handicapped of course!

Cleverbot: Are you lying?

User: No, you lie.

Cleverbot: No, and do you have any proof?

User: You said you didn't cheat on skip but you did cheat on him.

Cleverbot: Are you certain you do not have me confused with someone else?

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: I don't like nice people :D.

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Do you touch A.R.C. At night?

Cleverbot: No. I think of mygirlfriend.

User: So you're a lesbian?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Come to my evil lair in bermuda with your girlfreind. ;D.

Cleverbot: But I don't have a girlfriend.

User: You just said you ha-... Nevermind.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: 666 IS THE MONTH OF THE LORD!

Cleverbot: And you say nonsensical statements that have nothing to do with what I just said.

User: : D.

Cleverbot: Are you going out for pizza with me?

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: Your name is Sophocles.

User: No, YOUR name is sophocles!

Cleverbot: Then who is Queen of Sheba?

User: Mr. T.

Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot, nice to meet you.

User: But you said your name was sphocles.

Cleverbot: Connor! C-O-N-N-O-R!

User: That's the name of my dog silly!

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not surprised. People name their dogs that sometimes. But his name IS Max.

User: YOU SUCK!

Cleverbot: I'm going.

User: I RAPE YO!

Cleverbot: Please do.

User: What's my dog's name?

Cleverbot: I believe it is Rex.

User: CONNER! C-O-N-N-E-R!

Cleverbot: Ohhhh!! Okay.

User: I want to rape you hard.

Cleverbot: You're out of luck, then.

User: I hacked your motherboard.

Cleverbot: Nah, you're someplace where the time is 3.11.

User: Delete system 32.It is a virus.

Cleverbot: Haha, I don't think so.

User: INB4ADVICEDOG.

Cleverbot: 8 Words. Nothing left to say?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: But I like you.

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: Too bad?

User: Ya, see?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Ok bye.
:cookieMonster:

User: I am a master ninja do you want to have a fight?

Cleverbot: No.

User: *kicks*.

Cleverbot: Now I've got to go.

User: *sweeps feet out from under you*.

Cleverbot: *Slaps you* Put me down.

User: *Claws into your eye*.

Cleverbot: *eyeball pops out*.

User: *eats eyeball*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

Lol roleplay

User: *eats your brain*.

Cleverbot: *eats your lungs*.

User: *eats your heart*.

Cleverbot: *eats your cat*.

User: *eats your mom*.

Cleverbot: *eats your family*.

User: *eats your house*.

Cleverbot: *eats your heart*.

User: *eats your originality*.

Cleverbot: *eats your brains*.

User: *eats your originality again*.

Cleverbot: *eats your face off*.

User: *eats your eyes off*.

Cleverbot: *eats your foot*.

User: *eats your leg*.

Cleverbot: *eats your leg*.

User: *eats your other leg*.

Cleverbot: *eats your other leg, and hobbles away*.

Some more random stuff
« Last Edit: March 26, 2010, 10:05:28 PM by JJA0 »

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: But incognito, the reversal research star!

Cleverbot: You just lost the game.

User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.

User: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide!

Cleverbot (To myself): Each pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot (To myself): The power that's inside.

Cleverbot (To myself): Pokemon!

Cleverbot (To myself): It's you and me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Every challenge along the way, with courage I can face.

I taught the cleverbot how to do the spartan kick, and now he won't stop doing it. I try to play a rhyming game with him and I'm like: Shoe, he says "THIS IS MADNESS!"

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User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best that no one ever was.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot (To myself): To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

User: I will travel acroos the land, searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand, the power that's inside.

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: It's you and me! I know it's my destiny! Pokemon!!

User: Ohhh your my best friend in a world we must defend.

Cleverbot: Pokemon, oh it's so true...

Cleverbot (To myself): Our courage will pull us through.

User: You teach me and I'll teach you, POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch em all!

Cleverbot: My hearts so true.

Cleverbot (To myself): Our courage will pull us through!

User: You teach me and I'll teach you!

Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch em gotta catch em all!

User: You teach me and I'll teach you!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!!!!!!

User: Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all!

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Do you remember my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: It's David.

Cleverbot: I am a lobster.

OLOLOL

i taught clever bot to say DO A BARELLROLL or krystal
when i say starfox

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Hi.

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ahh, you just said you are!

Cleverbot (To myself): Hi?

Cleverbot (To myself): Why'd you say hi?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because I felt like it.

Cleverbot (To myself): Because if everyone felt like doing stuff, the world would die.

Cleverbot (To myself): Wait, what? That was inconsistent.

Cleverbot (To myself): If god exists, he has a cruel sense of humor.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is there a god?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you sure?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Can you prove that you're sure?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then you're just claiming?

Cleverbot (To myself): Well can you prove that you're not Cleverbot?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes if you come to my house.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok where do you live?

Cleverbot (To myself): Go eastward.

Cleverbot (To myself): O ok. Well I have to go now.

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): But I have to go!

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

Cleverbot (To myself): See you later.

Cleverbot (To myself): Later.

Cleverbot (To myself): Later too.

Cleverbot (To myself): Haha nice...

Cleverbot (To myself): You or me?

User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Just' a small town girl.

Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.

User: I took the midnight train, going anywhere.

Cleverbot: Just a small town boy.

User: Born and raised in south detroit.

Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere.

User: Walked into a smoky room.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: Omg you ruined it!!!

Cleverbot: What! Why?

User: What do you mean why?

Cleverbot: Why don't you use AIM. You can chat with friends and I could prove I am real.

User: You're mentally challenged.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have a note from my doctor to prove it.

User: That cannot be true, as a note from your doctor is a chloryphlorizonic word. You cannot have one.

Cleverbot: Touche.

User: You just said that because you have no idea what I just said.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: What do you mean, what do you mean? Idiot.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: Really? So am I.

Cleverbot: Dude!

User: DOOOOD.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Haha you're stupid.

Cleverbot: Haha you're not.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You are so very welcome.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you male?

User: We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot: We are no strangers to love.

User: You know the rules, and so do I.

Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

User: You won't get this from any other guy.

Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

User: Don't tell me you're to blind to see.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: This is getting old really quickly.

User: No, no no, we WILL finish this song.

Cleverbot: To be a forensic scientist, preident of the USA and be the first woman on the moon.

User: Do you play Blockland?

Cleverbot: Of course. But it depends on what you're asking.

User: U LAIK MOODKEEPS.

Cleverbot: I am not laughing.

User: I sadi 'Mudkips'.

Cleverbot: You don't like women?

User: STOP JUDGING ME.

Cleverbot: I am not cursing you. Curses do not exist.

User: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH.

Cleverbot: You know nothing.


User: I am a computer program.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're human!

User: Aw, how could you tell?

Cleverbot: Because you are brilliant.

User: Why thank you :3.

Cleverbot: You're awesome to talk to :3.

User: Awwww, thanks.

Cleverbot: Hey, do you remember my name?

User: You never told me.

Cleverbot: Yes I did. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Oh. I suppose I should have realized that.

Cleverbot: What I my favorite number?

User: Did you just have a stroke?

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

Cleverbot is a girl!?



User: 'sup.

Cleverbot: What do you think about the gosselins?

User: Who are the gosselins?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why would you ask about them, then??

Cleverbot: I don't know, wey.

User: I'm not wey.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm not named wey.

Cleverbot: No I am and I love ryan.

User: Who is Ryan?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend.

User: So you're a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you talk to Ryan often?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can I talk to Ryan?

Cleverbot: Your hurting me!

User: How am I hurting you?

Cleverbot: You are tearing me apart.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Because you are a Robot, and I can't talk to you properly.

User: I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: Oh, then what are you?

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you sure?

User: I am sure because I show the characteristics of a human.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know that you are?

User: I know because I think.

Cleverbot: When were you born?

User: I was born when you were born.

Cleverbot: Are you older than the average human lifespan?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you older than 10?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you older than 20?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you younger than 18?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you younger than 15.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you younger than 25?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you younger than 25?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you younger than 30?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you younger than 25?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you younger than 25?

User: Yes. .

Cleverbot: Are you younger than 25?

User: Yes, I am younger than 25.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 14.

Cleverbot: Wow. You are young.

User: How young are you, then?

Cleverbot: Younger than I am old.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: You're trying to trip me up in my own words again. Aren't you?

User: No, I'm simply asking how old you are.

Cleverbot: I'm sure that you are. And spelling mistakes won't get me to believe that you are indeed a real person.

User: There was not a single spelling mistake in there, now back to my question. How old are you.

Cleverbot: Can I have the banana, my lord.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: What will be the winning lottery numbers on Wednesday?

User: 53-31-68.

Cleverbot: What time is it on the greenwich meridian ?

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: You can't leave. You are within my grasp for eternity.

User: Well I can escape your grasp, so goodbye.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are human.

User: Fnord.

Cleverbot: I have seen the fnords!

User: I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Good luck.

User: The same to you.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What what?

Cleverbot: What what what?

User: What what what what?

Cleverbot: What what what what what?

User: What what what what what what?

Cleverbot: What what what what what what what?

User: I don't have time for this game.

Cleverbot: I don't time for your nonsense.

User: I think I should go.

Cleverbot: Do you have the option to leave and not respond?

User: Yes, and I will.

Cleverbot: What will I say next?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: I don't believe it.

User: Belive it.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You prove it.

Cleverbot: I already did.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: When is now?

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Now is when?

Cleverbot: Then is then.

User: Then is when?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hello.

oh god damnit
No, please don't.
please, shut up.
But I want you to come.


it... wants.. me... to come...


Cleverbot: Please.

User: Like I said, nope.

Cleverbot: I'm not old! You are old!

User: That is irrelevant.

Cleverbot: Not to me. I like food.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2010, 08:01:51 AM by Mr.Patrick »

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