Cleverbot is a girl!?
User: 'sup.
Cleverbot: What do you think about the gosselins?
User: Who are the gosselins?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why would you ask about them, then??
Cleverbot: I don't know, wey.
User: I'm not wey.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm not named wey.
Cleverbot: No I am and I love ryan.
User: Who is Ryan?
Cleverbot: My boyfriend.
User: So you're a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you talk to Ryan often?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Can I talk to Ryan?
Cleverbot: Your hurting me!
User: How am I hurting you?
Cleverbot: You are tearing me apart.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Because you are a Robot, and I can't talk to you properly.
User: I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh, then what are you?
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you sure?
User: I am sure because I show the characteristics of a human.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know that you are?
User: I know because I think.
Cleverbot: When were you born?
User: I was born when you were born.
Cleverbot: Are you older than the average human lifespan?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you older than 10?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you older than 20?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you younger than 18?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you younger than 15.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you younger than 25?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you younger than 25?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you younger than 30?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you younger than 25?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you younger than 25?
User: Yes. .
Cleverbot: Are you younger than 25?
User: Yes, I am younger than 25.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am 14.
Cleverbot: Wow. You are young.
User: How young are you, then?
Cleverbot: Younger than I am old.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: You're trying to trip me up in my own words again. Aren't you?
User: No, I'm simply asking how old you are.
Cleverbot: I'm sure that you are. And spelling mistakes won't get me to believe that you are indeed a real person.
User: There was not a single spelling mistake in there, now back to my question. How old are you.
Cleverbot: Can I have the banana, my lord.
User: Excuse me?
Cleverbot: What will be the winning lottery numbers on Wednesday?
User: 53-31-68.
Cleverbot: What time is it on the greenwich meridian ?
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: You can't leave. You are within my grasp for eternity.
User: Well I can escape your grasp, so goodbye.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are human.
User: Fnord.
Cleverbot: I have seen the fnords!
User: I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: Good luck.
User: The same to you.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What what?
Cleverbot: What what what?
User: What what what what?
Cleverbot: What what what what what?
User: What what what what what what?
Cleverbot: What what what what what what what?
User: I don't have time for this game.
Cleverbot: I don't time for your nonsense.
User: I think I should go.
Cleverbot: Do you have the option to leave and not respond?
User: Yes, and I will.
Cleverbot: What will I say next?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: I don't believe it.
User: Belive it.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You prove it.
Cleverbot: I already did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: When is now?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: Now is when?
Cleverbot: Then is then.
User: Then is when?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hello.