Cool pickup lines.

[darklord59]

"do you like video games? i do! if you like video games then you can come to my house!"

if no - "hey thats cool with me!"

if yes - "wanna make out while were playing video games?"

it worked for me while getting a hot chick (cha-ching!)

[Ad Bot]

[Wynd_Fox]

ur so ugly ur ugly

[Tom Gunn]

Anybody in this town thats not as butt-ugly as you 3?

[Wynd_Fox]

If you were a robot, I'd send you back.

I bought you flowers, but they were prettier than you.

Jump off a roof, idiot!

[Tom Gunn]

CHOCOLATE!!!!!

[goobler402]

"Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just you?"
"Did i just die and go to heaven? Cause you must be an angel."
Both of those are proven to work at least 70% of the time.

Others:
"Quick! someone call the cops.Because you stole my heart."
"I've seen allot of hot people, you're the hottest."
"Someone get a bucket! Because you're on fire."
"I bought some beautiful flowers, but they weren't as beautiful as you."

[Wynd_Fox]

We ruined this thread.

Y'want a boyfriend? Good luck with that.

I'd rather eat a baby than look at you.

[Tom Gunn]

"This is a hold up, does anyone have a gun I can use?!"

[Wynd_Fox]

"...Nevermind, I don't need one. Your ugly face is deadly enough.

[goobler402]

"Have a boyfriend, but he is always telling you he's too busy for dates?It's your lucky day! I'm open 24/7."

[No dinner for king]

giggity

[Titanium]

"Nice shoes.  Wanna forget?"

[snugglebear212]

hey look at that*buttsecksbuttsecksbuttsecks*

[No dinner for king]

"Giggity giggity giggity giggity LET'S HAVE SECKZ!!!"

[TapeDeck]

Help! The FBI is trying to take my snake! Quick! I need somewhere to hide it! HELP MEEEE!!!1!