Slay That Dragon

[Tlc2010]

I blow bullstuff.

[Ad Bot]

[Celtic Wolf]

You do not succeed. The dragon is better.

I dig this ancient topic from its deep, dank grave.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

You Suceed!

I pull out Badspots' Keyboard and type KILL/DRAGON

[Gojira]

It does nothing.

HAMMERNOOBTIME

[LeeroyBlockhead]

You suceed and kill the dragon!

Uh oh! The Dragon has come back as a ZOOOOOMBEEEEEEHHHHHH!

[Skyfrost]

but hen the zmbie becomes fully alive and well again, and has all of its energy restored!

i use the topicending magical portal of doom that is impossible to escape and impossible to avoid, and always end in death no matter what you do!

[Gojira]

You failed.
I shoot boolets with gun

[Celtic Wolf]

Teh dragon shoot boolet bak at u.

I make a giant cookie and duct tape it to the dragon, in the hope that the cookie monster will take care of him for me.

[Qwepir]

how did i know camera would be first post

[Celtic Wolf]

Off topic: BUMP

[TheLegomaster]

I make a giant cookie and duct tape it to the dragon, in the hope that the cookie monster will take care of him for me.

Cookie monster says "Eww, that cookie touched that gross dragon. I'm out of here."
I use Incinerate! on the dragon.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

He blocks it and it hits you.

I nuke it.

[Celtic Wolf]

I nuke it.

The fallout turns you into a supermutant. However, somehow the Dragon survived to become an UBER SuperMutant, and it eats you. Om nom nom.


I use duct tape to make a cannon.

[betababy]

The dragon crushes the cannon with it's mighty tail.

I ask the dragon why the hell he's doing this.

[Celtic Wolf]

I ask the dragon why the hell he's doing this.

He replys, Because you're THERE! and slam dunks you into a giant basketball hoop suspended over a pit filled with lava.

I ask him where his god is now.