Author Topic: Pick up the nearest object.  (Read 22927 times)


Timeline (Book)

1. No

2. No

3. No

Glass cup of milk.

1. No.
2. No.
3. No.

iPhone:

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes

IPHONE CAN DO ANYTHING!

Zombie apocolypse?  There's an app for that.


Box of Nilla wafers.

1. Ye..do zombies even eat cookies?
2. Nah,
3. Maybe.

Electric tape.

1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.

Victoria's Secret
1. No
2. No
3. Possibly (Lesbian Playboy bunnies?)

A TV remote.
1. No chance.
2. No chance.
3. No chance.
I'm dead three times...

A pen.

1.Not really.
1.Yes
1.Yes

A quarter.

1: I could choke them with it. So no.
2: I'd flick at them and run away arm-flail style.
2: I would flick it and watch the shiny thing loving bunny's run. Then I'd run arm-flail style.

All three? ... No.

A glass cup:

1: Pfft, no.
2: I could cut a bitch up. (Probably)
3: Glass is sharp. (Yes)

Razor!

1. Only like 5.

2. Yes.

3. Maybe.

A bottle of Tiberius, Captain Kirk's official cologne.

1. forget yes.
2. forget yes.
3. forget yes. And, I'd get all the horny space bunnies.