425. Mass rampage
425. Beating people to death with spoons
426. Choking kids to death in the pool section
427. Breaking all the glass objects in the glass section
428. Tape the manager to a wall
429. Get a job as a Walmart Greeter and say to everyone who enters, "Welcome to Wal-mart. Get yer stuff and get out"
430. Burning the store down
431. Becoming a cashier and stealing all the money when nobody's looking.