Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 97863 times)

414. Advertise Target there.

Bring out a Bazooka, and blow up the Vegetable section.

Walk in with a dual-barrel pump-action shotgun and pretend everyone in there are zombies.

417. Yell "The prices are lies!"



420. Install a pipe bomb in the heating system.


422. Running out of ideas on how to get kicked out of Walmart


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425. Mass rampage
425. Beating people to death with spoons
426. Choking kids to death in the pool section
427. Breaking all the glass objects in the glass section
428. Tape the manager to a wall
429. Get a job as a Walmart Greeter and say to everyone who enters, "Welcome to Wal-mart. Get yer stuff and get out"
430. Burning the store down
431. Becoming a cashier and stealing all the money when nobody's looking.

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432. robbing the firearms section with guns purchased from another wal-mart's firearms section.


433: Run around with katanas cutting off peoples arms.