K, I'm just going to tell a story here. It doesn't end in us getting kicked out but I thought it was worth posting somewhere.
So me and these two guys went into a Walmart, because one of them got the idea to place eggs around the place. I came along because it sounded exciting enough to ease my boredom for a while. But neither me or the other guy knew exactly what his plan was. We got a cart and the guy who thought of placing eggs everywhere started filling it up with (literally) random stuff off of random shelves. I still don't know exactly why he did that, probably just to make to moment funnier for the three of us, but ultimately I figured it was camouflage for the eggs. We followed him around while he placed them, our job was pretty much just to do something distracting. As we went on, that kid who thought of this kept putting weirder and weirder stuff in our cart. He started putting in things that he said he put in only because it would be really awkward for us to be carting it around. After he placed all the eggs, he made up this story at the last second that we would tell the cashier so we wouldn't end up paying for all this crap.
We were all members of a youth group, at some church, and we were assigned a project that would help us learn about the American consumer whore. We were given a check to go and buy random crap and then, I don't know, do a skit on it or something. But unfortunately I am a huge dumbass and I don't have the check, and we have to get back to the church for mass in like, fifteen minutes.
You would have had to have been there, it was hilarious to us probably only because we were living it. I nearly dropped the act when I found out that I can pay for only the pudding so we should just get that.
