I'm somewhat impressed by how quickly the quality has risen after I've shown you all how a true master of words speaks. Where I come from my mannerisms in my speech may be considered quite average! Here in Blockland, however, I seem to be looked upon as some sort of writing deity to you people! I'm glad my way of writing is starting to catch on, like a virus, if I may.
However, fancy words, spelling, and grammar will not do the trick for you people. You need to be a quick thinker, such as myself. I cannot teach you that, but I hope after constant changes to your writing patterns that not only will this place be much closer to maturity, but you as a person be as well!