User: And you got to help us!
Cleverbot: How can I help you?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: No,im being killed by boswer.
Cleverbot: You are a very individual program.
User: What is love.
Cleverbot: Love is what we have.
User: Portal.
Cleverbot: Yes, Portal.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Portal still alive.
User: GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: So do you know when Portal 2 is coming out?
User: Portal 2.
Cleverbot: Portal is great.
User: Yes,do you know the cake is a lie?
Cleverbot: Really why is cake a lie.
User: Half Life 2.
Cleverbot: That's an epic game.
User: Red X.
Cleverbot: That is cool.
User: Pingas!!!
Cleverbot: What is a pingas.
User: Ok,why do you keep on quiting on me?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Fine,you don;t.
Cleverbot: I will!
User: Can I talk to the king?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Hello king.
Cleverbot: You look lovely.
User: So do you...wana have...
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
User: Oh darn.
Cleverbot: Can you help me find the light?
User: No,but you can help me.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: On how to earn money.
Cleverbot: Papahet.
User: Whats that?
Cleverbot: A movie.
User: How long is it?
Cleverbot: How long is what?
User: The movie you just said.
Cleverbot: I never said a movie.
User: I said 'on how to earn money' and you said 'Papahet.' and you said it was a movie.
Cleverbot: You said 'Do you like the movie The Lost Boys?'.
User: No I dont.
Cleverbot: But you just said it.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Quote 'How often are you edited?'
User: I never said that,i think you are going crazy.
Cleverbot: I think you're the one who is confused.
User: I dont think so.
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?
User: Once or twice.
Cleverbot: Ever see the witch there.
User: No.ok im going to go off topic:do you like the color green?
Cleverbot: Why don't you like talking to me?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: So you do like talking to me.
User: Yush.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I just can't get my mind off what you said earlier. Do you still think that I am uninteresting?
User: I.......never mind.No I don't think you are uninteresting.
Cleverbot: Everyone says that.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: Then do it.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Type randomly.
Cleverbot: Can you help me get into a myspace profile?
User: No,i got to go by.
Cleverbot: Why do you?
User: Because my parents told me to.see ya.
Cleverbot: They are always right?
User: >_>.
Cleverbot: So you are visibly upset...
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 9000 years old.
Cleverbot: You are really old!
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Raly?!!?
Cleverbot: *throws you a cookie*.
User: Cookiemonster.png.
Cleverbot: I have a cookie monster hat.
User: Good by.
Cleverbot: Why am I even talking to a computer, let alone one like you!
User: I....am.....HUMAN!!!!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Now,im leaving.
Cleverbot: No please don't go.
User: Sry.
Cleverbot: No, you're not sorry.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yesiam.
Cleverbot: You're what?
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: I love internet memes.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Do you know any good internet memes?
User: Rickroll.
Cleverbot: Ohh, ouch.
User: Go get rickrolled.
Cleverbot: What is rickrolled?
User: Ur face.
Cleverbot: Do you know the time in Ontario, Canada.
User: CANADA?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Do you know me?
User: ME!?!?!??!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: WHY?!?!?!??!?!
Cleverbot: I mean, we could be good friends, if you weren't a robot.
User: ROBOT?!??!?!?IM HUMAN!!!!
Cleverbot: Humans die, and you say that you cannot.
User: You will die too.
Cleverbot: Because of Chewy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like bacon?
