Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.

Poll

In regard to the audio renditions:

Best one: 1. THEDS stuffTY CASKTLES
22 (12.5%)
Best one: 2. ADRENALINE
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 3. "AXIS"
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 4. "BLUE CHEESE"
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 5. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTALOPE AND HIS FRIEND MR WIGGUMS
12 (6.8%)
Best one: 6. "COOKIES"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 7. THE MINER AND THE MAGIC WOODFISH
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 8. "DARK PLACE"
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 9. FRIGGIN' DRAGONS
29 (16.5%)
Best one: 10. THE GIANT
3 (1.7%)
Best one: 11. SPACE CATS
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 12. "MT. PANTS"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 13. "STUPID EMO LAWN"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 14. "IKETHEGENERIC"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 15. "PHYCO_MAN57" "ƒΩ©ƒç∆¨¥¨®¥¨´†®∑´®œ∑´œ"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 16. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTELOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS?
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 17. THE FOOD GIVING CRCIA
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 18. "ONCE UPON A TIME"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 19. "2OLLUX"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 20. "FABLES OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT"
6 (3.4%)

Total Members Voted: 176

Author Topic: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.  (Read 46511 times)

Y'all suck at typing. Like, really badly. I'm doing this with my eyes closed. Losers.

Y'all suck at typing. Like, really badly. I'm doing this with my eyes closed. Losers.
That's nice. The point here is to create a story in 60 seconds without looking and disallowing people to use the backspace button.

ONCE APON AN TIME THERE WAS AN BOY WHO DID AN THING AND MADE SOME DINNER
he then easploderd abd are cgeese ,
 blue cheese/
the end

What I attempted to type:
Once upon a time there was a boy who did a thing and made some dinner.
He then exploded and ate cheese,
blue cheese.
The end
Here is your disturbing rendition.
http://www.mediafire.com/?kv53q52wcpxybgy

once a[pon a time there was a pinceaa who inwenred ghow to do stuff/ wat a birch. O', sipeised I;m doung thus giid ehutgh mu etes clodrc


Translationn: Once upon a time there was a princess who invented how to do stuff. What a bitch. I'm suprised I'm doing this good with my eyes closed.

Why do I have a feeling people are TRYING to be loving horrible at these?
Or not doing them in the time limit/with their eyes open?

Why do I have a feeling people are TRYING to be loving horrible at these?
Or not doing them in the time limit/with their eyes open?
do one

do one
One day there was a guy.
He died.
Under a minute.
Eyes closed.
Proper grammar.
Not very long or interesting, But it's better then "dddhfe peoe ghdfjsf eyriuysadczxmn"

Yeah, but it's no fun :C

Besides, my intention from the start was to force people to create rushed, crazy stories with no point.
I don't understand why you feel the need to try and 'excel' over your peers, particularly here.


That's nice. The point here is to create a story in 60 seconds without looking and disallowing people to use the backspace button.
Yes but notice how almsot everyone is making like a billion typos. I'm typing this with my eyes closed, no typos.
                               ^OH GOD I MADE ONE

I don't have the imagination to make a short little story in under 60 seconds so screw you br0.
Also I want to strangle the idiots just going "adasffffff asdwerlkkjnnnn."

john the time traveling space antalope and his friend mr wiggums,
BY JOVE WIGGUMS I'VE FALLEN INTO SOME KIND OF ELECTRICAL TRAP THING, BLIMEY, HE SEPONDED, I'LD BETTER GET YOU OUT THEN I GUESS. SO HE DID. THEN THEY TRAVELED IN TIME FOREVER. THE END.

Please send all cheques to..me.

Yes but notice how almsot everyone is making like a billion typos. I'm typing this with my eyes closed, no typos.
                               ^OH GOD I MADE ONE

I don't have the imagination to make a short little story in under 60 seconds so screw you br0.
Also I want to strangle the idiots just going "adasffffff asdwerlkkjnnnn."
THAT'S THE POINT, GENIUS
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUSH AND TRY TO PUT EVERYTHING IN THAT COMES TO MIND
GUHHHH
I'M A NEUROTIC PERFECTIONIST AND I CAN DO THIS BETTER THAN YOU

THAT'S THE POINT, GENIUS
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RUSH AND TRY TO PUT EVERYTHING IN THAT COMES TO MIND
If that's the point, why the hell do I have to close my eyes and not use backspace?

My goal from the start was to force people to create rushed stuff.
Rushed stuff that has some underlying meaning.
No, I do not want "dufahsdkjantlskjndlkjtn". Not at all.
In fact, "dufahsdkjantlskjndlkjtn" has almost the same significance to me as "One day there was a guy. He died."
They're both boring and are sarcastic attempts at humor that fail miserably in the end.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2010, 05:54:09 PM by The Titanium »

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lol fruit

No, I do not want "dufahsdkjantlskjndlkjtn". Not at all.
In fact, "dufahsdkjantlskjndlkjtn" has almost the same significance to me as "One day there was a guy. He died."
They're both boring and are sarcastic attempts at humor that fail miserably in the end.
I didn't say you wanted that. That was just a side note.