Any near-death experiences?

[(Hit Man)]

I've had about 5 this year

all from almost being run over by 5cm

ROOKIE :C
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also i almost drowned :C

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[Rookie]

I've had about 5 this year

all from almost being run over

I can't believe I missed you 5 times.

[MasterLemons]

It's okay, I don't understand sarcasm either.

K than...

I was fighting god.
I lost, but lived.

No.

Falling 20 feet isn't a near-death experience?

Well, I suppose it's dangerous.  Maybe not DEADLY.

Did you die?

I've had about 5 this year

all from almost being run over

Doesnt count.

[jonue]

Thank God your OK.

See what u did there

[Rookie]

K than...No.Did you die?Doesnt count.

Then give us an example of YOUR near death expe-

oh wait, you don't have any

[MasterLemons]

Then give us an example of YOUR near death expe-

oh wait, you don't have any

Mhm....if I did, I would actually understand what a near death experience is and share it.

EDIT: Wow, this thread is having alot of replies.

[Rookie]

Mhm....if I did, I would actually understand what a near death experience is and share it.

EDIT: Wow, this thread is having alot of replies.

then why are you judging what is and isn't

[steve5451]

I loving DIED.

[MasterLemons]

then why are you judging what is and isn't

Cause I know what it is.

I loving DIED.

Orly?

[Rookie]

Cause I know what it is.Orly?

judging by what you said it appears you don't understand

[MasterLemons]

judging by what you said it appears you don't understand

Wait....I made a mistake there on my post xD. Sorry.

But I do know what it is. And I'm not saying I've had one.

[TeslaCoil]

I nearly got impaled by a Forklift.

The prongs broke my collar bone (it hurt like everything painful) and sliced open my shoulder. I stayed in a hospital for a very long time.
All the driver could do was say he was sorry. :x

[MasterLemons]

I nearly got impaled by a Forklift.

The prongs broke my collar bone (it hurt like everything painful) and sliced open my shoulder. I stayed in a hospital for a very long time.
All the driver could do was say he was sorry. :x

Were you badly injured or did you die?

[TeslaCoil]

Were you badly injured or did you die?

I can post can't I?

[Night Fox]

Were you badly injured or did you die?

Do you seriously loving consider that not a "near-death" experience?