Any near-death experiences?

[MasterLemons]

Do you seriously loving consider that not a "near-death" experience?

Kind of. I mean, I got the meaning from "I Survived". Blame them if you think I'm wrong.

I can post can't I?

Ehh...I guess so.

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[Night Fox]

Kind of. I mean, I got the meaning from "I Survived". Blame them if you think I'm wrong.

Okay, I loving blame them.
Now stop telling people whether or not what happened to them was "near-death."

[ChickenMaster]

Few inches from getting ran over by a cop when I was on my bike.
Lol.
I could have died so it's near-death!1!!

[Rookie]

He means like you had a heart attack and you were saved 2 seconds before you died.

Guess what, if that happened to anybody I think they would be out enjoying life instead talking to egotistical teenagers on an internet forum about legos.

[Arcturus]

my doesn't seem to count.

What about your doesn't seem to count?

[MasterLemons]

Few inches from getting ran over by a cop when I was on my bike.
Lol.
I could have died so it's near-death!1!!

Doesn't count.

He means like you had a heart attack and you were saved 2 seconds before you died.

Omg...

[Rookie]

Doesn't count.Omg...

Jesus Christ then what the forget do you mean because it obviously so loving obscure nobody can understand you.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I almost died once!

[Night Fox]

Doesn't count.

Shut the forget up.

Omg...

See: above.

[ultimamax]

Doesn't count.Omg...

Oh my god, just stop. Nobody gives a stuff, we're telling what we think the meaning is.

[MasterLemons]

Jesus Christ then what the forget do you mean because it obviously so loving obscure nobody can understand you.

I understand why your stupidly arguing with me;because you haven't seen the show.

I almost died once!

yeah, you almost.

Shut the forget up.See: above.

Meaningless post.

Oh my god, just stop. Nobody gives a stuff, we're telling what we think the meaning is.

Yeah, what YOU think. I actually told the meaning out PUBLICLY!

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Anyone else don't know what "near death" loving means?

[Joekirk]

I almost drowned in a pool once, luckily my sister got me out of the water.

Was ages ago though.

[Rookie]

Anyone else don't know what "near death" loving means?

Nobody does because you're still a loving idiot.

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Near death actually means you're about to die.

 you should rename it "i survived moments" or something.


Once i was sitting on a horizontal pole, under the stairs in my apartment complex. i was talking with my friend(yeah i was lonely) then suddenly, OHforget i fell backwards and busted my loving head on the ground. hospital for a few days.

I know somebody who goes to my kung fu class who has gotten run over 7 times, smashed by a telephone
pole, stabbed 2 times in the stomach, electricuted, tossed across the room (prior to electricution), and shattered his knee when stretching. he is like 40. Im not making any of this up. he is jesus

[MasterLemons]

Near death actually means you're about to die.

 you should rename it "i survived moments" or something.


Once i was sitting on a horizontal pole, under the stairs in my apartment complex. i was talking with my friend(yeah i was lonely) then suddenly, OHforget i fell backwards and busted my loving head on the ground. hospital for a few days.

I know somebody who goes to my kung fu class who has gotten run over 7 times, smashed by a telephone
pole, stabbed 2 times in the stomach, electricuted, tossed across the room (prior to electricution), and shattered his knee when stretching. he is like 40. Im not making any of this up. he is jesus

You know what, I'm just gonna name it "death" experiences or something.