Norm the Genie

[(Hit Man)]

Granted, but you must pay for them.

[Ad Bot]

[HellHound]

Granted, wish wasted!

I wish for some linolium.

[Freeze]

Granted but it falls on you and you die.

I wish for nothing AND I don't want to get something in return. So no saying 'Granted but you get something.' Be imaginative.

[StarDust]

you get nothing

You wish this wish had no loopholes c:

[Pliny]

The wish is transferred to someone else. That person technically gets four wishes. You lose one wish.

I wish that misfortune would plague my life.

[Skyra]

You get the misfortune. 

I wish for a wish.

[Pliny]

Granted, but you forget you have it.

I wish to get into a good job in the future, which I cannot lose due to incompetence or injury.

[Jokey365]

Years later after you get your job, you get fired

I wish for enough money from my multiple injuries from wishes earlier to pay off my medical bills

[LeetZero]

Wish granted, but you also get additionall bills you can't pay.

I wihs to get... more genies.

 

[NickTheSushi]

You get more Norms. Yay, more loophole wishes!

I wish for a fresh batch of cookies. If anyone says something or uses the cookiemonster emote I'm killing someone.

[Player]

something your cookies give you herpaids

I wish I had a Nintendo 3DS

[slimabob]

You get it, but it is broken.

I wish for.... er.... um.... A doughnut! No wait, that has a loophole.. OH I KNOW, a PM in my inbox!

[LeetZero]

Wish granted. But it contains a single world.

I wish for a potato.

[morningstar]

You get a mighty fine potato in perfect, clean condition.

I wish I had a facebook so I could contact Emilka Malinowska, a human I met on Omegle (temporary obsession :3).
I really wanna talk to her again.  :(

[plad101]

You get Something.

I want a neverending supply of Resses Penut Butter Cups.

:D XBOX 360 GET!

you get it but it explodes in yo face!