Alter Ego - A Online Life Simulator.

[The Corporation]

Be loveier then :D

[Ad Bot]

[Shinji]

...Is it wrong that this game made me half-dead inside and I almost bursted out crying?

It made me want to live a new life. No joke.

[nickbond1]

...Is it wrong that this game made me half-dead inside and I almost bursted out crying?

Almost makes you want to start a new game..

[Blockoman]

I ended up marrying the same chick that I played "Doctor" with.

And on my second life, I chose a girl... here's one of the "experiences with my boyfriend..."

This guy, John, wants me to "try it." I choose the option

Start to unbutton your blouse

the result is this:

You are eager to please him and eager to be pleased. The two of you explore each other's bodies and experiment with different techniques. After you are finished, do you feel guilty?

OLAWD

[Slugger]

It made me want to live a new life. No joke.

Same here, whenever I want a good motivation, I play this. What is like to have a trustworthy and very attractive wife who is intellectual as well? I will strive for this, as I know someone like this and happen to love them. It makes me think about my dad's stories of his life more, I swear this game is such a positive influence on you.

I ended up marrying the same chick that I played "Doctor" with.

And on my second life, I chose a girl... here's one of the "experiences with my boyfriend..."

This guy, John, wants me to "try it." I choose the option

the result is this:

OLAWD

Olawd, I did that too.

Oh hell ya
Early in the afternoon you watch your father as he tries to fix the lawnmower. He has given the lawnmower a name. The lawnmower's name is *&%$. You have a toy lawnmower just like Dad's. Later in the afternoon, your parents tell you to go into your room and play while relatives visit.

Select a mood :
NEGLECTED
BORED

Select an action :
MAKE BELIEVE YOU ARE DAD
QUIETLY OCCUPY YOURSELF WITH SOMETHING

The yelling gets louder and louder, then suddenly everything is quiet. When you see your parents later they act as if nothing has happened. Mom's hair is ruffled and she seems to be very tired. You can't seem to figure out what has happened...or can you?

Olord, I know what they did.

[Alex Man!]

I lold, how the topic name has "Ego" in it, and your avatar is Duke Nukem.

[Slugger]

So guys, Im such the badass

Cindy is late for your date and you are forced to sit in the living room and converse with her somewhat nosy parents. Her father looks you squarely in the eye and asks you, "Son, I'd really like to know what your plans are for my daughter." What would you be inclined to say about this?

Select an action :
"MY PLANS ARE TO TAKE HER TO THE MOVIES AND TRY VERY HARD TO HAVE love WITH HER BEFORE THE NIGHT IS THROUGH"
"I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT, SIR."
"FOR NOW, I PLAN ON DEVELOPING A FRIENDSHIP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. IT'S A LITTLE TOO EARLY FOR US TO LOOK VERY FAR INTO THE FUTURE."

The 3rd one is mother loving smooth, I should memorize and use it irl, its just that good.

[weaver123]

I murdered my family.

[PhantomJack]

i got kidnapped and died my first time playing, then i made it to young adulthood then left.


damn you cindy making me take my clothes off that first time
you deserve not to want to play with trucks and trucks only.

[Shinji]

I murdered my family.

What how

[Slugger]

I was in a steady relationship with her, then I forgeted a co-worker and she left me, haha.

Edit: WOW, this guy Im on cant loving find love, he has been through 4 steady's and they all broke with him.
loving finally

You must really be hung up on her. Months pass, and the relationship has its ups and downs due to the underlying stress of a decision that has yet to be made. Finally, at 2 a.m. the phone rings. It is Harriet. She has an answer.

"I do."
She accepts your proposal. You're on your way to your wedding day! Congrats!

It's tough to find a decent place to live these days, you know.

Now that you have thought about some of the major preparations, the weeks fly by until your wedding date.

Your wedding day seems to be going along perfectly. It will surely be a memorable occasion. Unfortunately you get into a car accident on the way to the wedding and have to say your wedding vows in a leg cast.

Your wedding night comes and you climb into bed with eager anticipation. Harriet is in the bathroom getting ready to join you. The door opens....

Harriet looks resplendent in her TURTLENECK FLANNEL PAJAMAS WITH THE LITTLE SLIPPER FEET ATTATCHED TO THE PANTS! EEEEEEEEEEEEK! Believe it or not, she is terrified of having love with you, and there is no getting her to try.

You fall asleep wondering if she will get over this...hoping that she will get over this...praying like you've never prayed before that she'll get over this...begging...

The next morning the two of you get ready to leave for your honeymoon.

How will you be traveling to your honeymoon spot?

Im old now, getting sad.

And then

After a long, but very relaxing day, with a deep sigh you climb into bed and sink into the warm, cushiony fabric. As you drift off, feelings of intense serenity and well-being overwhelm you. Pleasant images of childhood visit with sweet memories of Mom and Dad, school, and growing up.

The memories flash by your mind's eye with startling reality -- the smell of school on your first day, the outfit your very first girlfriend wore on your first date. You recall places you haven't visited for years in picture-perfect detail. Friends and neighbors who have gone on greet you.

They are filled with excitement to see you, though you soon realize they are not communicating their joy in words. It's almost as if...



this will go on forever...

Thank you for playing Alter Ego. You have died.

Makes you sad EVERY time.

[Shinji]

She thanks you. Her face softens. While you are fixing the light, she tells you a very sad story: A long time ago, she had a son, very much like you, so polite and so kind. She says he was a beautiful boy, and repeats it over and over -- "as beautiful as a picture."
She and her husband lived with their son not too far from the train yard. She used to tell her son, "James Robert, stay away from the tracks, you'll get hurt." One day, her son and her husband went out to play catch with an old football. The ball got away from James and rolled across the tracks.
While he was chasing it, his foot got wedged between two rails. His father and he struggled to release it, but before they could, they were both struck by a freight train and killed. She's been alone ever since.
When you are finished fixing the light, the lady gives you some milk and freshly-baked cookies. It almost seems as though she doesn't want you to go. Before you leave, you:

:c

[Camera]

Bah, I nearly maxed out my stats and then that stupid softball game.

I pitched.

[Lordy Lord]

:c

I got that too, I offered to help her around the house sometime, and it said that I made her life worth living. C;

Also, that dream thing where you delivered the package really freaked me out. Mainly because you were killed and then the dream ended.

[Skip]

10:31 PM - Skip: "You have just been informed that Antoinette can be found on pages 56-63 in the current issue of Genthouse magazine."
10:31 PM - Skip: . . .
10:31 PM - Skip: "Relationship status: You're going steady with Antoinette."
10:31 PM - Skip: BULLstuff
10:31 PM - Skip: SKIP DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY