Author Topic: Alter Ego - A Online Life Simulator.  (Read 19454 times)

if real life were this easy i would be dead, thank god it's not. that way rapists don't have enough physical to kidnap me.





that's what I was thinking.

Basically:

"You really loving hate everyone and you scream at everything and smash babies against refrigerators and you want to massacre the whole loving human race goddamn.


You're a nice calm guy."

Basically:

"You really loving hate everyone and you scream at everything and smash babies against refrigerators and you want to massacre the whole loving human race goddamn.


You're a nice calm guy."

yeah, pretty much, lol.

in other news, I got to the "Old Age" stage of life, did a few things, joined a senior softball team, picked outfielder as my position, and during a game, at the bottom of the ninth inning, a ball was flying right toward me. I caught it perfectly, but it knocked me off balance. I hit the ground and died. what the forget.

and okay, is this game just loving determined to not let me get married or something? I had three steady relationships, one where I was even living with my partner, and all three got cold feet at the wedding.

MacGratulations! Your product is accepted!!! You earn approximately $500,000 in Resources. You become an overnight legend in the fast food business.

Don't you just love adding more cheese?

At above poster, don't choose big weddings, at least thats what kept them from getting cold feet for me.

100 vocational, forget yea!
Edit: Haha wow, I died from a walk.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2011, 10:24:58 AM by Slugger »

Oh my God. Does anyone remember me always going on about this? God, I loved it.

My favorite way to die: During the teenaged years, you can encounter a situation which is something like "A bunch of people you don't know laugh at you." and I'd choose the options "Mood: Depressed" and "Action: Get stoned." So loving obvious what happens next, I love it.

apparently i charm the lollipops off of people

I restarted as a girl for stuffs and giggles. I also noticed that as a boy your favorite parent is Dad, and as a girl your favorite parent appears to be Mom.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2011, 12:04:36 PM by HellHound »

I restarted as a girl for stuffs and giggles.
my sister was playing and got to childhood

she got to the one where you rub your legs together








lol

Lol as a baby girl I have 525 dollars?!?!?

Lol as a baby girl I have 525 dollars?!?!?
My sister got a bloody VIOLIN. D: