Dear family members of the user 'Kimon':
I have recently seen Kimon, your son/daughter/brother/sister/pet ferret, posting on an online "forum", (sort of like Facebook but not at all like it.) to read this post, I clicked on the topic, stopping masturbating to clop fictions (loveual novels of the characters of My Little Pony), I'm sure you're familiar with those, as they must spring up on CanIHazCheezeburger, 9Gag, and Facebook, which we all know you use, Kimon's sister. Now then, to my letter. I say that unless he has stolen money from your wallet before the methheads in your town have, or is using your money to buy it, he should be whatever tee-shirt he wants, regardless of if it is stupid as forget and will induce social isolation. He needs to make his own decisions and make his own mistakes. What will happen when you are still dressing him when you die from an overdose of twinkies and tootsie rolls? Will he just wear nothing? He doesn't have the ass or body for that. I rest my case.