Author Topic: Slay That Dragon - thread number idon'tlovingknow (Read 5480 times)

Mr Man · February 18, 2012, 02:08:04 PM

It betrays you.

I kill it with fire.

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Camera · February 18, 2012, 02:28:12 PM

It is resistant.

I am confused.

blocklandiansprofile · February 18, 2012, 03:06:07 PM

The duck pours water on you

I try to distract the dragon with animals.

Mushroom man · February 18, 2012, 03:13:04 PM

It eats them and then eats you.

I shout "fus ro dah!"

blocklandiansprofile · February 18, 2012, 03:17:11 PM

Its powerless and the dragon kicks you into the lava

The dragon then takes everyone to a volcano.

Camera · February 18, 2012, 03:23:27 PM

Your second line should say what what you do to the dragon, not a command to the dragon.
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The dragon decides against his previous idea.

I suggest that the dragon should stop being so harsh.

Mushroom man · February 18, 2012, 03:36:04 PM

It says "fuq u" and eats you.

I fire a black arrow at the one unprotected spot on it's belly.
The Hobbit FTW

Skyra · February 18, 2012, 03:45:38 PM

You miss a large dragon that even a blind person could hit.

I do nothing.

Camera · February 18, 2012, 03:47:31 PM

The dragon does nothing.

I miraculously appear unharmed and continue to reason with it.

xxxxkill · February 18, 2012, 03:52:17 PM

It punts you into a lake of fire.

I give it treasure and shiny stuff.

Quote from: Mushroom man on February 18, 2012, 03:36:04 PM

I fire a black arrow at the one unprotected spot on it's belly.

What unprotected spot.

ShadowYoshi294 · February 18, 2012, 04:30:46 PM

The dragon burns it and you.

I break a mirror on its groin.

Coulmbai · February 18, 2012, 04:34:36 PM

It doesn't have a groin

I shoot a gun at it

Mushroom man · February 18, 2012, 04:46:27 PM

The bullet bounces off its scales and kills you.

Quote from: xxxxkill on February 18, 2012, 03:52:17 PM

What unprotected spot.

It's from the Hobbit. It's belly was entirely covered in jewels except for one spot. Bard later shoots a black arrow into said spot and kills the dragon.

I sit on the dragon.

SgtDaemon · February 18, 2012, 04:57:54 PM

Quote from: Mushroom man on February 18, 2012, 04:46:27 PM

The bullet bounces off its scales and kills you.It's from the Hobbit. It's belly was entirely covered in jewels except for one spot. Bard later shoots a black arrow into said spot and kills the dragon.

I sit on the dragon.

The dragon disappears at +1500 feet from sea level.

I screw up my blockland on a laptop then show it to dragon that Blockland is not working.
The dragon dies of crying.

Man 2 · February 18, 2012, 05:02:55 PM

The dragon suggests ROBLOX("It's a great game, really") then you die of crying.

I drown the dragon in SgtDaemon's tears.