Wait a minute is he serious
SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED]-J
Class:
Safe Euclid Keter
Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED]-J are to be destroyed immediately. SCP staff are not allowed to have any instance of SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED]-J anywhere on them. Any violators are to be immediately terminated.
Description: SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED]-J is a "dating sim" with some of the staff from The SCP Foundation, as well as several SCPs, including:
SCP-682
SCP-173
SCP-105
SCP-666-J
SCP-███
Anybody who plays it claims that the writing was "absolutely brilliant" and will continuously compliment it, easily persuading the curious to play the game. However, one in seven subjects will have severe mental scarring, and will show signs of dementia, post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), and schizophrenia. All of these subjects will die from self-termination a few days following, always leaving a note that says, "I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID THERE WAS NO MARKET FOR SCP-BASES research."
Reclassified to Euclid after Incident-[DATA EXPUNGED]-001-J.
Note: Following Incident-[DATA EXPUNGED]-005-J, this item has been reclassified to Keter. -O5-██Note: You know you enjoyed it. -Dr. Bright