inb4crankyasscontactselkorius
The cranky ass contacts your head of state
"WHAT THE forget! WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN KNOW! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR WATER!?! WHY, WHEN I WAS A BOY, WE DIDN'T DRANK WATER! INSTEAD WE DRANK HYDROGEN PLASMA! YOU KIDS THESE DAYS OH stuff!" another Commissar tackles the old man and a brawl breaks loose. Immediately a bunch of bitches walk in with beer kegs and a party begins. Before long an intoxicated cranky as gets on the screen again, "He-ey *hic* don't beef afraids.. Zis is how wee usuallylleee do bushnesh and legsiislator. Now, whatf the forget ish up wiff the water. forget"
You've just witnessed an average day in Tharsha's legislative branch.