The object _______ is now ____________ (ANOTHER NEW UPDATE TO RULES)

[ShadowYoshi294]

>Light bulb
Here, light bulb, have some hay.

The object in the frontal-left position of the below user is now the only source of deflection against a deadly gamma ray.

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

a glass of tarhun soda
i'm okay with this

the object to your right is now completely broken beyond repair

[Alex Man!]

a glass of tarhun soda
i'm okay with this

the object to your right is now completely broken beyond repair

my air is broken. :c

The object you are sitting on is your steed to save the princess.

[ShadowYoshi294]

my air is broken. :c

-NO USING AIR

On Topic:
>My chair
Can someone teach me how to tame a lion?

The object in the rear-right position of the below user is now a sword they have to swallow.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

>Wall.. This will be fun.

The object in front of you besides your computer is now your personal slave.

[Peejster]

Make sweet love to me, wall.

The object directly behind you will save you from a horrendous accident in a few years.

[ShadowYoshi294]

>Air
>Filing cabinet
Well, time to keep record of my taxes while I have 'em!

The object to the frontal-left position of the below user is now a gun with two blades.
If all that's there is a wall, then check your rear-left.

[Mr. Jelly]

Diagram of the Eiffel Tower

i'mokaywiththis.jpg

the object closest to the farthest piece of furniture is now the ammunition for a gun that you use to fight off a horde of zombies

[Peejster]

Toenail clippers, you say?

The object directly behind you will save you from a horrendous accident in a few years.

[Devo]

Electrical Tape
:O

The object to your left will now allow you to cast magical spells.

[Peejster]

Tell me your secrets, trash can.

The object to your right is now the target of a nuclear launch.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

Sorry sandwitch, I have the bomb shelter, not you

[ShadowYoshi294]

Hey! You didn't say anything for me to do!

The object the below user is holding is now a zombie.
If you're holding a mouse, use an object in the frontal-right position of you.

[Conan]

Green pen, you are now a living being!

The objects that you have touched in the last thirty seconds are now gold. that includes parts of yourself

[Devo]

Time to take this cup to a Cash for Gold place.

The object to your back left is a genie. Rub it.