King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[Daswiruch]

I take the hill via my mind powers, and the power of rap.

Get offa my hill, mang.

[Ad Bot]

[I-have-not]

Flick you tiny bug off the hill.

My hill.

[Crispy_]

Tudor's hill.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I deactivate everything on the hill.

My hill.

[ResonKinetic]

I become Deoxys.

Our hill.

[SWAT One]

I alter probability to scale the hill and everything on it by -1.

My inverse hill.

[ResonKinetic]

I hack into the system and scale the hill back to 1.

My hill.

[TheKid]

I shake hands with Reson.
Our hill.

[ResonKinetic]

TheKid and I set up imaginary lawnchairs and drink imaginary lemonade while we enjoy the finite peace on our hill.

Still our hill.

[TheKid]

we shake hands with the next person to post.
our hill.

[SWAT One]

I rescale the hill back to -1.

The entire hill becomes antimatter, blowing up three quarters of the earth.

Ded.

[TheKid]

we shake hands with the next person to post.

our hill.

[Ceist]

Copyright. My hill.

[SWAT One]

Legal land purchase.  (Ruling statement insists:  "The plaintiff, Ceist, did not create or in any way design the hill and therefore cannot own valid copyright to the hill.")

My hill.

[Nonnel]

The government owns the hill and has plans for future development and is therefore not selling.

The government's hill.