Author Topic: Guys I Need To Pass A Drug Test  (Read 8890 times)

Okay so after thousands of years of use no noticeable change has happened from people who smoke marijuana.
Case dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

Enzymes cut out the damaged part of the dna strand and replace it with complementary base pairs. This reduces the error count from 1 in 10000 to about 1 in a million. So it still might damage the dna, but the body just corrects the damaged part.

Symptoms of STDs are not noticeable for a while, but the STD is there.

Just this thread? He's always being stupid.

Yes you have, quit being oblivious to your stupidity.
Awdax, you don't hurt me anymore, I don't care what you think of me.
take the test and get expelled

maybe it will teach you a lesson
This.

In any case dude, tell us how the test goes if you can't avoid it.

always go with C if you not sure which answer is right

Symptoms of STDs are not noticeable for a while, but the STD is there.

Just this thread? He's always being stupid.

Yes you have, quit being oblivious to your stupidity.

You do realize your brain is physically MADE to consume cannabis, right? It's not like other drugs that counter act other chems in your brain. Your body literally has THC receptors. While you don't need it to survive, it greatly improves your standard of living

op is silly willy


why were you doing drugs in the first place,

that'll seriously teach you and if the school go tell the police about this, your working life would without a doubt be ruined.

If you are doing drugs you are screwed anyway, expelled or not.

no∑tice∑a∑ble/ˈnōtisəbəl/adj.
Easily seen or noticed; clear or apparent.

If there was a noticeable change it'd be 'clear and apparent'

Also, we might find out that strawberries are the cause of many diseases. Keyword here is might.
Anything 'might' be the cause of a disease.

But we've already assessed that strawberries are healthy. There hasn't been much study with pot yet, so therefore it is an unknown.

A friend of mine said in a situation like this you should put bleach on your finger, then when you give the urine sample, pee on or your bleached finger and have it run off into the cup. I'm not sure how effective that is or if it's going to produce some funky test results that will tip the testers off anyway, but it might be worth a try.

Forgive me if this has been said already.

How to pass a drug test:

Don't do drugs, simple as that.
Be clean instead of a druggie.

How to pass a drug test:

Don't do drugs, simple as that.
Be clean instead of a druggie.

Your advice is so original. Oh wait:



ok OP I can save you, but you've gotta follow my steps exactly

here's what you gotta do:

1. Don't do drugs

drugs r bad guis sterp eet! thy kil uuuuuU!

Honestly, you shouldn't do drugs, and if you do get in trouble, I think you deserve it. Who in the hell uses drugs in school and stuff?

you should know better than to be doing drugs. common sense.

Don't do drugs.

How 2 pass durgtust, Menen way.


Dont do drugs
???
Profit

OP you loving dumbass.

The reason pot(or whatever you were smoking, tldr didn't read past first page) is illeal is to protect you.  You've broken a rule and youshould be made to pay for it.  Its for your own good, it should teach you a lesson.


On a related note, drugs and the people that use them are idiots.  But hey, its your body.  Go ahead, ruin it if you want.  It won't bother me.  Just learn your lesson the hard way if thats what it takes.

Hahahaha, only idiots take drugs. Good luck buster.

How to pass a drug test:
Don't do drugs.

lol that's your own damn problem bro

i see no point in this stuff, just get expelled and quit doing drugs like a man

op is silly willy


why were you doing drugs in the first place,

that'll seriously teach you and if the school go tell the police about this, your working life would without a doubt be ruined.

If you are doing drugs you are screwed anyway, expelled or not.


And I'm sure I missed a few here and there.

Not to mention unhelpful.
"Hey guys how do I get out of this hole?"
"Why, you never get in the hole in the first place, silly!"

I have no problem with doing drugs but you're sort of dumb for buying at school.
I didn't.  I didn't do anything near my school.

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I don't have any vitamin B-12 stuff, and my school tests the urine's density so idk if diluting is really a good idea.

I don't have any vitamin B-12 stuff, and my school tests the urine's density so idk if diluting is really a good idea.
Detox kit or not you need to drink lemon juice.

Just do it.