Fracesco Papallo's Marvelous Rescuing Badspot Adventure

[Alyx Vance]

Sheogorath is on our side you fool!

Well sheet.... *gives magical healing beer*

My bad.

A loud roar comes from the sky.

*releases birds that hit your engine*
Get your ass down from there!

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

Get your ass down from there!

It fires two explosive rounds at the redneck army and machine gun's down their planes. They also fire a explosive round at Sheograth whatever he is's richard.

Just saying, I accidentaly hit post.
The AC-130 gets it's right engine hit badly, but it still remains in the air.

[Alyx Vance]

Send in the planes!

*Crop dusters come in and the pilots bail with their parachutes then smashing their plane into each engine*

Just get down....
*starts shooting M16*

[LawtyLawt]

*Loud rip in the sky, Starship named S.S. Doge comes out of it*

I have arrived...


FRANCESCO!


HURRY MEN! FIRE ALL CANNONS!


Ready... Aim... FIRE!

*Another Rip, this time a ship called S.S. Fresh*

More backup! And I got my sandwich!


Carlton!

[Decepticon]

The AC-130 starts to become unbalanced due to the explosions, the engines are damaged badly but it stays in the air. Then the AC-130 starts to fly high and goes above the height of the S.S. Doge and fire it's cannon at the command center, creating a huge explosion, but suddenly takes a rocket to the right wing and it falls and kamakazi's into the redneck army.

[LawtyLawt]

The AC-130 fires it's weapons at the planes, destroying them all considering their bullets didn't do practically any damage at all except for a injured co-pilot. Then the AC-130 starts to fly high and goes above the height of the S.S. Doge and fire it's cannon at the command center, creating a huge explosion, but suddenly takes a rocket to the right wing and it falls and kamakazi's into the redneck army.

Run now! Run!

[Decepticon]

The AC-130 suddenly smashes it's right damaged wing slicing the S.S. Fresh and the S.S. Doge in half, It crashes into the redneck army.

[LawtyLawt]

The AC-130 suddenly smashes it's right damaged wing slicing the S.S. Fresh and the S.S. Doge in half, and then it crashes into the redneck army.

Hey.
Starships are meant to withstand lasers.
:/ Won't work.
Just crash

[Decepticon]

Hey.
Starships are meant to withstand lasers.
:/ Won't work.
Just crash

Sorry, was never really into that kinda stuff.

[Alyx Vance]

Wait where are we now? What happened I'm lost

[Decepticon]

Wait where are we now? What happened I'm lost

Like, somewhere on the outskirts of the burning city.

[LawtyLawt]

Sorry, was never really into that kinda stuff.

4k Rednecks dead

Wait where are we now? What happened I'm lost

Same place, Now with S.S. Doge, and S.S. Fresh.

[Alyx Vance]

Alright.

6k Rednecks left.. They make armor out of Nokia phones and duck tape.
Alright half you go with Doge and other half go with Fresh.

Redneck man: But he brother
Me: DAMMIT JUST GO! This is serious business!

[Decepticon]

The redneck army suddenly see that the Riot Control and all of the shadow supporters in the city left behind the non-supporters, who are already being burned alive. There are still very many cities that still are overrun with riot police and FBI and military.

[LawtyLawt]

The redneck army suddenly see that the Riot Control and all of the shadow supporters in the city left behind the non-supporters, who are already being burned alive.

Who could...
Do this?
*Funeral sequence*