Yo Mamma Battle - Season 1

[TeeOS]

Yo mama so fat that..
she went on an acceptable diet plan and lost 30 pounds with Jenny Craig.

[Ad Bot]

[grunterdb1951]

Yo mama is so ugly, whenever she goes to a petting zoo she's mistaken for a loose alpaca.

Checkmate mother forgeter.

[Buu]

yo mama so stupid when she was locked in a bathroom, she got constipation

[Igloos]

Yo mamma so big, her boobs can't fit inside of her bra's

[Kill All]

Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it.

[AromaniaFTW]

That wasn't bad.

your mom wears combat boots

[Sonicfangirl11]

Well yo mama so stupid she mistook Z for 2, and 2 for Z!

That was terrible, my apologies.

[Buu]

yo mama so hairy she eat chimps ahoy

[AromaniaFTW]

your mom is so dumb and poor that she plays Combat Arms and sucks richard for NX

[Nonnel]

Your mother is so ugly, her parents thought she was an old lady when she was four-years-old and told her to leave their home.

[TheKid]

original by me.

yo mamma so fat, when she jumped in a swimming pool..

It turned into a walking pool.
or
She flooded Japan.

[grunterdb1951]

Yo mama so fat, every time she takes a walk Turkey has a earthquake.

oh forget dude do you need some ice for that burn?

[AromaniaFTW]

your mom is ike a hot dog bun
she holds weiners for eating

[IkeTheGeneric]

Yo momma so ugly that she has to pay the ugly tax every time she shows her face in public

[Nonnel]

Your mother is so overweight that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.