Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA (Read 13983 times)

Alex Man! · June 11, 2013, 05:59:46 PM

166. Get naked and flap your meat helicopter all around the store.

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Anti-Block · June 11, 2013, 06:03:38 PM

166. Get naked and flap your meat helicopter all around the store.

166. count to 166

good job forums!

Brickmaster · June 11, 2013, 06:05:04 PM

167. When you see a man staring at some furniture, say "you want the D?"

Travis [bob36455] · June 11, 2013, 06:09:39 PM

168. brown townly-fisting the children

Rockinboy2000 · June 11, 2013, 06:13:27 PM

169. Sell drugs inside the store

BlockyMagician · June 12, 2013, 12:00:48 AM

Sell the store to druggies.

TheKid · June 12, 2013, 12:05:30 AM

171: Steal a swedish book

iAmburnJ · June 12, 2013, 12:06:13 AM

172: Buy French furniture.

Dreams_Of_Cheese · June 12, 2013, 12:07:05 AM

173: Steal the stuffing from the couches and mattresses, leaving only empty cases of lies

BlockyMagician · June 12, 2013, 12:19:20 AM

174. Take the stuffing out of the couches and matresses. Take all the meatballs and stuff them.

Ceist · June 12, 2013, 12:46:23 AM

175. verbally harass the furniture

Alphadin · June 12, 2013, 12:58:17 AM

176 dress as a tree, yell out "MY BRETHEREN" and pick up furniture and cry.

Nonnel · June 12, 2013, 01:04:41 AM

177. Sit in one of those IKEA egg swivel chairs and open the top and screech whenever anyone walks by.

these by the way

Nitro_Weavile · June 12, 2013, 02:02:50 AM

178. Fill condoms with helium and hand them out to kids, and wear clown make up, but naked and say HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Mounds Bar · June 12, 2013, 02:24:55 AM

Exiting through getting beamed up through the roof.