Author Topic: I think i just caught my dad masturbating (Read 6979 times)

Bester Bageler · June 10, 2014, 03:29:40 PM

Quote from: Tonkka� on June 10, 2014, 01:17:18 PM

Some ultrasounds have noticed the baby rubbing their crotch continuously, so it could be possible that you were jerking off before you were even born. It's called Fetal procrastination.

You are moving your richard inside a women. So basically I was born a motherforgeter. #2c00l4sch00l

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TristanLuigi · June 10, 2014, 03:32:34 PM

Quote from: GhostStar on June 10, 2014, 02:20:35 PM

Watching research when you are married is wrong, maybe "cheating" is the wrong word to use.

in what way

Decepticon · June 10, 2014, 03:33:14 PM

Quote from: GhostStar on June 10, 2014, 02:47:41 PM

Srsly.? Are you trying to justify research? research is wrong. Its especially wrong if you are married. Would you want your spouse lusting after another person? How would that make you feel? Angry, jealous maybe, as if you weren't good enough loveually to please your spouse.

I don't quite see how it's wrong. I wouldn't mind my spouse watching research (If I ever have one). Then again, I don't really follow the ten commandments that much. And also, just because you masturbate to research doesn't mean you want to forget that girl on the screen. Well, maybe, but i'm fairly sure you'd still love your wife even then and would continue to stay with her. It's not like you go "whelp im done with this bitch lol time to forget some other girl"

Pie Crust · June 10, 2014, 03:34:19 PM

~~hote~~
I found researchhub, brazzers and researchoargentino in my dad's history.

TristanLuigi · June 10, 2014, 03:40:56 PM

Quote from: GhostStar on June 10, 2014, 02:47:41 PM

Srsly.? Are you trying to justify research? research is wrong. Its especially wrong if you are married. Would you want your spouse lusting after another person? How would that make you feel? Angry, jealous maybe, as if you weren't good enough loveually to please your spouse.

It's not lusting after another person, it's just spending free time :P
if you have a problem with it just have love with them, problem solved. In fact, some couples watch research before having love to get "ready."

takato14 · June 10, 2014, 03:43:12 PM

really if you're so insecure about your marriage that you can't be comfortable with your mate masturbating to suggestive material, you probably shouldn't be married

relationships should be about love, not love

Mikoyan · June 10, 2014, 03:45:56 PM

wtf i wouldn't want my spouse masturbating to research

that's exactly like cheating on someone. You're getting off to someone else.

All you guys trying to justify research are gonna have really bad marriage/relationships.

Quote from: takato14 on June 10, 2014, 03:43:12 PM

relationships should be about love, not love

yeah except love is an ultimate form of love?

Shadowed999 · June 10, 2014, 03:48:54 PM

Why did you have to tell us about this in the first place?

Caribou · June 10, 2014, 09:37:37 PM

Hands are people too.

Quote from: Tonkka� on June 10, 2014, 01:17:18 PM

He is a lefty, just like me.
what the forget
I don't think you grasp the fact that everyone masturbates.

Some ultrasounds have noticed the baby rubbing their crotch continuously, so it could be possible that you were jerking off before you were even born. It's called Fetal procrastination.

I'm a leftie too.