Can you beat the above user's avatar with a nearby object around you?

[Lego lad]

I'll throw a water bottle at you
yeah!

[Ad Bot]

[the hacker]

You're extinct. I can simply point that out and cause a rift in space-time.

[Alyx Vance]

Shanked. Again

[ThatRandomGuy]

You're extinct. I can simply point that out and cause a rift in space-time.

He is just a pile of bone-rocks

[|Orange|]

Yes, I have a pretty brutal looking stepladder nearby

[joe411]

my printer probably won't be able to smash that bullet proof space helmet

[tnatsissA]

You want a thumbtack to the face, boy?

[*FacePalm*]

i have a lead pole next to my desk so yeah sure

[Qwepir]

five minutes ago i would have but i ate my snickers bar

[*FacePalm*]

five minutes ago i would have but i ate my snickers bar

why would you beat a pair of tits with a snickers bar
also. no i dont think a lead pipe will do that massive loving mech in

[Cooperduper]

theres a 7 inch original bowie knife on my desk
so i guess

[Daswiruch]

why would you beat a pair of tits with a snickers bar

shkip me plz

[The Brighter Dark]

6in buck knife, probs could do some damage

[Gytyyhgfffff]

DEATH BY USB CONTROLLED MISSILE LAUNCHER

[Ragequit]

12.5 inch spring assisted stiletto
i don't think beating would work with a blade