Bribe the Cartel with money, and ask them to attend the court meeting tomorrow as bodyguards in case of AI revolt.
You rush up to the Cartel members and shove your money in their face, intending to bribe them. The cartel gunmen make maybe 20-40 times that amount of money by smuggling drugs. Your offer is denied with bullets.
Dead. Try again.slit our loving throat like the edge we are.
You slit your throat with the switchblade ear to ear. You gurgle as you life ebbs away, and eventually you drown in your own blood. Hello, cruel world!
The Douchebag Passerby was right! Try again.Offer to suck their richard as a peace offerng. If that fails, put on a turban and see how they react
You scream an offer to do them a loveual favor. They reply with gunfire, forcing you to cover again. You then put on a turban and get out of cover. "TERRORISM!" You hear a cartel member scream moments before a M249 round enters your skull.
Nope. Try again.Find a nearby car, rip the trunk off, Use as riot shield. Rip out gas tank, throw underneath van. Detonate.
The van full of Cartel gunman is blocking the only entrance. The nearest car is their van. Car doors don't stop bullets unless its a police car's doors, but thats a moot point. These guys are using rifles and machineguns, which would penetrate the doors.
pull the grenade trick again with the stress ball
"GRENADE!" You yell as you throw the stress ball into the van. The cartel members panic as they struggle to throw it back.
Shoot the gastank of the vehicle
You shoot the gas cap of the Van! It should explode, right? Thats how it worked in Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas! Right?
RIGHT?
Wrong. Reality cruelly slaps you in the face when the van doesn't explode. 2 rounds left in your .22 pistol.
using your car keys, stress ball and entrepreneur staff, make a spear to slice those forgeters.
also paint it in the ancestral runes of your family with blood for that extra damage
While the Cartel members are panicking, you use the entrepreneur Staff as a spear by combining it with the car keys, and paint it with the blood of a nearby corpse. You rush the Van, stabbing wildly.
The entrepreneur Staff penetrates through
Cartel Gunman 4's eyes directly into his brain! He goes into spasms, firing his shotgun wildly before dying and dropping in right in front of you.
Kill: +3 BloodlustCartel Gunman 1 is stabbed in the arm!
Cartel Gunman 5 is stabbed in the face!
Cartel Gunman 3 is stabbed in the shoulder!
The Cartel members throw the stress ball out, discovering that its not a grenade! You sprint to a nearby tombstone as use it for cover as they open fire on you.
Call for back up then while they are shooting eachother you can loot
The battle rages on.
Officer Burke is shot multiple times in the stomach! He drops to the floor in agony, rolling around in pain before bleeding out. You loot his corpse.
Officer Mendez fires the 1911 into the van, managing to somehow kill
Cartel Gunman 5! You cannot loot his body, however. Unless you like point blank rifle rounds to the face.
Screaming Civilian says a prayer to God!
Conservative Redneck continues screaming as he sprays the M16 into the van! Seven seconds later, he is shot in the face and conveniently drops dead next to you!
Concealed Carry Civilian runs off hollering!
Terrified Wife runs off sobbing!
Liberal Hippie takes another hit from his bong!
Musician continues playing the saxophone!
Officer Smith raises his 1911 to fire, but his hand is shot off! His Colt 1911 goes flying into the distance along with the rest of his fingers. Officer Smith crawls off screaming!
SWAT Reinforcements will eventually arrive. You just have to survive.
Nearby People:Officer Mendez armed with 1911
Screaming CivilianLiberal Hippie
Musician armed with Saxophone
Cartel Van 1Cartel Driver armed with .44 Revolver
Cartel Gunman 1(CRIPPLED LEFT ARM! Moderate wounds) armed with AK
Cartel Gunman 2 armed with AK
Cartel Gunman 3 (Moderately wounded) armed with M249
Combat InfoThe van full of Cartel gunman is blocking the only entrance you can see.
Things to doAttend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Survive the Cartel hitsquad (Now)
InventoryCar Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur Staff
Suit/Tie
M16 (2/30 rounds)
Glock (5/17 rounds, 1 9mm mag left)
AA-12 Shotgun (HOLY stuff ITS AUTOMATIC) (20/20 rounds, 6 shells left)
Umbrella
.22 Pistol (2/10 rounds)
Switchblade
$1300
"Smart" Phone
Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Police Activity: SWAT REINFORCEMENTS RESPONDING(Friendly)Bloodlust: 53%, Somewhat Sane
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