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Poll is finished. Quest to Save Kompressor will be a "test game" before I do QFTA.

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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 143623 times)


Get ammunition for your weapons at the armory, then investigate the unknown hallways. First:
go to the top ???

Get ammunition for your weapons at the armory, then investigate the unknown hallways. First:

You go to the armory and discover it is locked by a gate with bars. There are multiple machineguns and assault rifles that appear to be legal at first glance, due to the serial numbers on the guns not being filed off. You'll have to find some other way to get through the bars.

take a slice of toast, grind it into powder, put it in a bag, and try to sell it to everyone as drugs

You attempt to sell powdered toast as the newest drug on the street, but your drunken state prevents you from forming a coherent sentence. A guard approaches you.

Elite Security glares at the Protagonist suspiciously and attempts to see through your disguise.
Elite Security fails to see through your disguise and instead warns you to cut that out.

go to the top ???
go to the top ???



You see the stairs up. At the bottom "???", you faintly hear someone shouting "Second Amendment Rights, you damn Liberal!", muffled screams, and sounds of violence.

Protagonist is in disguise, completely drunk, and healthy.
Stealth Status:Unsuspicious, hidden in plain sight



11:45 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (16/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (4/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (1/2 toast, 5 bread left)
Taser (NO AMMO)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 17%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)
« Last Edit: June 24, 2015, 01:50:47 PM by tber123 »

well that sounds kinda urgent. excuse yourself to the little patriot's rooms and load up your aa-12. you might find need for it soon

well that sounds kinda urgent. excuse yourself to the little patriot's rooms and load up your aa-12. you might find need for it soon

Its a Conservative hangout, no need to hide weapons. Everyone else is openly displaying their guns and the security guards aren't caring.
« Last Edit: June 24, 2015, 01:51:25 PM by tber123 »

oh okay then. fill up ya guns then

You reload your guns in a corner.



You continue to hear shouts from the bottom "???". "Beat him with fists full of $1000 bills!" Someone shouts.

Protagonist is in disguise, completely drunk, and healthy.
Stealth Status:Unsuspicious, hidden in plain sight



11:45 AM, Saturday. Where to?

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (16/20 rounds, no shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (NO AMMO)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 17%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)
« Last Edit: June 24, 2015, 03:52:19 PM by tber123 »



yell down the navy seal copypasta down the stairs



"What the forget did you just say to me, you little bitch?" You drunkenly scream as you go up the stairs. A nearby guard warns you to cut it out again or else you'll be kicked out.

go up stairs

You see the leader of the Conservative Crime Squad sitting in his office and twirling a .500 S&W. Two guards block the stairs leading to the rooftop.

Protagonist is in disguise, completely drunk, and healthy.
Stealth Status:Unsuspicious, hidden in plain sight



11:47 AM, Saturday. Too lazy to have to copy/paste the map and time so I just made the text extremely tiny.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Watch over Sgt. KillBot's funeral with a M60 on a nearby hill (Tomorrow, 10:00 AM)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Mosin Nagant (1/5 rounds, no 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (16/20 rounds, no shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (NO AMMO)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Uniform + Badge
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x6
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 17%, perfectly sane
Vehicle: Patrol Car (full gas)

throw a Molotov roostertail and run the forget outta there

no don't

leave the area, go to a store and buy some anti-drunk juice and radio in a police raid

no don't

throw all six Molotov roostertails and run outta there