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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 150636 times)

Open the door to see what their arguing about, and imitate some of their voices to either agree, disagree, or just get them to fight eachother out of anger.

If you get spotted, curse yourself for opening the door too much, shoot yourself, reload save, and do it right next time.

Open the door to see what their arguing about, and imitate some of their voices to either agree, disagree, or just get them to fight eachother out of anger.

If you get spotted, curse yourself for opening the door too much, shoot yourself, reload save, and do it right next time.
no we have a Molotov roostertail
just throw one in there, they'll probably all die. stab the ones that run out with your switchblade before they see you

Open the door to see what their arguing about, and imitate some of their voices to either agree, disagree, or just get them to fight eachother out of anger.

If you get spotted, curse yourself for opening the door too much, shoot yourself, reload save, and do it right next time.
no we have a Molotov roostertail
just throw one in there, they'll probably all die. stab the ones that run out with your switchblade before they see you

You kick the door open, lob a molotov roostertail, and fry 4 Cartel Gunmen alive. The smell of burnt flesh reaches your nose.

+10 Bloodlust

50-69% Bloodlust: Somewhat sane

Two flaming Cartel Gunmen run outside and attempt to stop, drop, and roll. A quick knife to the throat euthanizes both of them.

+4 Bloodlust


5 second MS Paint drawing for reference

You enter the Cartel Hideout to discover a empty swimming pool and some guards on a stairway about to raise their rifles. Another guard stands in front of a painting.

Cartel Gunman 1 armed with FAL
Cartel Gunman 2 armed with AK
Cartel Assaulter 1 armed with AA-12

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x5
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 58%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

make them know the killing machine you are

make them know the killing machine you are

You shout out to the Cartel Gunman.

"DIE, YOU CARTEL DOGS! THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME!"

Cartel Gunman 1 has a family!
Cartel Gunman 2 chickens out!

-5 Bloodlust

Cartel Assaulter 1 dives behind a nearby wall and blindfires the AA-12!

Cartel Assaulter 1 (TAKING COVER) armed with AA-12
Protagonist is healthy.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x5
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 53%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

fire your mosin/m14 through the chumps cover
7.62 is some serious stuff

fire your mosin/m14 through the chumps cover
7.62 is some serious stuff

You shoot 4 rounds from the M14 into the cover, penetrating the wall. The Cartel Assaulter drops to the floor bleeding out while more Cartel Gunmen rush in.

Cartel Assaulter (BLEEDING OUT) armed with AA12
Cartel Marksman armed with FN FAL Scoped
Cartel Heavy armed with M249
Cartel Runner armed with Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Cartel Gunman 1 armed with Mac-10
Cartel Gunman 2 armed with Mac-10

Protagonist is healthy.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (16/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x5
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 53%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

Summon Liberty prime. because.. DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.

throw a molotav where it will hit the most cartel gunmen. leave the entrepreneur  staff guy alive, we need to have an epic entrepreneur  staff battle with him

jump behind a wall and tie all your guns together
then spamfire the forget out of them

Throw the umbrella like a spear.

jump behind a wall and tie all your guns together
then spamfire the forget out of them

You dive behind a nearby stone wall and clumsily tape your guns together before diving out and firing all of them at once.

The massive recoil from all those guns being fired at once(Including the .500 S&W, which is a loving HANDCANNON) results in you being smacked in the face by your own unholy mass of guns.

Summon Liberty prime. because.. DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.

Wait a minute! LIBERTY PRIME! He'll bring DEMOCRACY to these..... Whatever the hell the ethnicity these guys are. Hispanic? Columbian?

Seconds later, a giant robot stomps in and disintegrates everyone with lasers. Including you. Whoops.

GAME OVER
22 deaths so far! Keep up the good work!


throw a molotav where it will hit the most cartel gunmen. leave the entrepreneur  staff guy alive, we need to have an epic entrepreneur  staff battle with him

You throw a molotov!

Cartel Assaulter is hit by the molotov and dies screaming!
Cartel Gunman 1 flails around wildly, accidentally getting Cartel Gunman 2 to ignite! Both of them die slowly as their flesh melts and their skin bubbles!

+6 Bloodlust
Cartel Marksman dives out of the way, managing to avoid being killed with fire!
Cartel Heavy is lit on fire, but he stops, drops, and rolls!
Cartel Runner charges into melee range with a Golden entrepreneur  Staff!

Throw the umbrella like a spear.

Cartel Heavy is struck in the stomach with a Umbrella-Spear! He pulls it out and attempts to throw it into your eyes, but the umbrella hits a nearby wall and ricochets so that it lands safely in your hands!
Cartel Marksman fires off two quick FN FAL rounds, but narrowly misses!
Cartel Heavy sprays the M249 everywhere, suppressing the Protagonist!
Cartel Reinforcements continue pouring in!

Cartel Marksman armed with FN FAL Scoped
Cartel Heavy(Moderately wounded, BLEEDING) armed with M249
Cartel Runner armed with Golden entrepreneur  Staff Charging into melee range! 2 turns left
Cartel Bomber(Medium Body Armor) armed with Molotov
Cartel Drug Dealer armed with .357 Revolver
Cartel Underboss(Light Body Armor) armed with KSG Shotgun(Slug Rounds)

Protagonist is being suppressed and is healthy.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (16/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 59%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None

Throw a Grenade as a distraction, then bail.

Shine the flashlight into the runner's eyes before sprawling him flat with your own entrepreneur  staff. Once he's down, ram it into his mouth pinning his throat to the floor while twisting vigorously.

Run away while spraying  Cartel Runer with a glock