jump behind a wall and tie all your guns together
then spamfire the forget out of them
You dive behind a nearby stone wall and clumsily tape your guns together before diving out and firing all of them at once.
The massive recoil from all those guns being fired at once(Including the .500 S&W, which is a loving HANDCANNON) results in you being smacked in the face by your own unholy mass of guns.
Summon Liberty prime. because.. DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
Wait a minute! LIBERTY PRIME! He'll bring DEMOCRACY to these..... Whatever the hell the ethnicity these guys are. Hispanic? Columbian?
Seconds later, a giant robot stomps in and disintegrates everyone with lasers. Including you. Whoops.
GAME OVER
22 deaths so far! Keep up the good work!throw a molotav where it will hit the most cartel gunmen. leave the entrepreneur staff guy alive, we need to have an epic entrepreneur staff battle with him
You throw a molotov!
Cartel Assaulter is hit by the molotov and dies screaming!
Cartel Gunman 1 flails around wildly, accidentally getting Cartel Gunman 2 to ignite! Both of them die slowly as their flesh melts and their skin bubbles!+6 BloodlustCartel Marksman dives out of the way, managing to avoid being killed with fire!
Cartel Heavy is lit on fire, but he stops, drops, and rolls!
Cartel Runner charges into melee range with a Golden entrepreneur Staff!
Throw the umbrella like a spear.
Cartel Heavy is struck in the stomach with a Umbrella-Spear! He pulls it out and attempts to throw it into your eyes, but the umbrella hits a nearby wall and ricochets so that it lands safely in your hands!
Cartel Marksman fires off two quick FN FAL rounds, but narrowly misses!
Cartel Heavy sprays the M249 everywhere, suppressing the Protagonist!
Cartel Reinforcements continue pouring in!Cartel Marksman armed with FN FAL Scoped
Cartel Heavy(Moderately wounded, BLEEDING) armed with M249
Cartel Runner armed with Golden entrepreneur Staff
Charging into melee range! 2 turns leftCartel Bomber(Medium Body Armor) armed with Molotov
Cartel Drug Dealer armed with .357 Revolver
Cartel Underboss(Light Body Armor) armed with KSG Shotgun(Slug Rounds)
Protagonist is being suppressed and is healthy.Things to doAttend Court for your lawsuit against the AI(4:10 PM)
Get the hell out of Venturon City and fly to New York(Any time)
InventoryCar Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (16/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x4
"Smart" Phone
Bloodlust: 59%, mostly sane
Vehicle: None