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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 150287 times)

Hold your breath, steal the nearest car, and drive it to joe's.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2015, 06:15:49 PM by Blockchip »

take a snipe at one of the secret service dudes and then flee
guerrilla warfare has begun in venturon city
Hold your breath, steal the nearest car, and drive it to joe's.
what the hell

call up snidley and only sane man and tell them to meet you at traitor joes
pls reference my version of the game and add the prison to the venturon map?
anyways

Shoot the forget out of the service agents with your AA12 then forget the person up in the SUV, steal the SUV and drive as fast as you loving can to traiter joe's or pretty
much any other bomb bunker possible

(The Venturon map won't be needed anymore since Venturon is about to get bombed to stuff. You should probably make the whole "Apocalypse" thing non-canon in your Prison Break thread.)

You throw a molotov roostertail at the SUV, forcing a Secret Service agent to exit the vehicle and use a fire extinguisher. You snipe him in the head while he's distracted and prompty commandeer the SUV.

+3 Bloodlust

You call Snidley and Only Sane Man to meet at Traitor Joe's. As you continue driving to Traitor Joe's, you witness the entire city falling apart around you! Everyone is mindlessly attacking eachother. You park outside Traitor Joe's to discover an angry mob attacking the store. "The Apocalypse is finally here! I won't go down without a fight, you bastards!" Traitor Joe screams as he fires an RPG into the mob, turning them into bloody chunks. He then equips himself with a M249 and chases after the survivors into the distance.

You gather Only Sane Man, Snidley Whiplash, and Kiss-Kiss before deciding to make your way to the Airport, because Snidley Whiplash knows a guy who can fly everyone out of here. You loot what you can from Traitor Joe's, including body armor and a few grenades. The rest of Traitor Joe's gear is locked up securely, and you don't have time to get the rest. As you drive to the airport, a group of Turkish Mobsters gives chase.

Stolen SWAT Van
Turkish Mobster 1 armed with Barrett M82
Turkish Mobster 2 armed with AK12
Turkish Mobster 3 armed with Grenade
Turkish Mobster 4 armed with M104
Turkish Mobster 5 armed with Mikor MGL Grenade Launcher
Turkish Mobster 6 armed with Molotov
Turkish Mobster 7 armed with .454 Revolver
Turkish Mobster 8 armed with Tommy Gun

Only Sane Man: Healthy, Medium Body Armor, M16 Equipped
Snidley Whiplash: Healthy, Medium Body Armor, FN FAL Equipped
Kiss-Kiss: Healthy, Cat Armor
Protagonist is healthy.


Things to do
Get the hell out of Venturon City before its bombed into oblivion

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Medium Body Armor
Grenades x5
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 88%, very little sanity
Vehicle: Secret Service SUV(Minigun)

minigun the living stuff out of the swat van

minigun the living stuff out of the swat van

Only Sane Man gets on the minigun and fires at the SWAT Van's tires, causing the SWAT Van to spin out and crash through a railing and off a bridge. You arrive at the airport to find several dozen corpses scattered around. A group of men run out to confront you. You briefly witness Joseph Stalin in a armored EOD suit and a minigun in the distance.

Communist Zombie 1(Heavy Armor) armed with SVD
Communist Zombie 2(Heavy Armor) armed with RPK
Communist Zombie 3(Heavy Armor) armed with G36
Communist Zombie 4(Heavy Armor) armed with M249

Only Sane Man: Healthy, Medium Body Armor, M16 Equipped
Snidley Whiplash: Healthy, Medium Body Armor, FN FAL Equipped
Kiss-Kiss: Healthy, Cat Armor
Protagonist is healthy.


Things to do
Get the hell out of Venturon City before its bombed into oblivion

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Medium Body Armor
Grenades x5
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 88%, very little sanity
Vehicle: Secret Service SUV(Minigun)

this got real cool real fast

we don't even need a flight

i thought we were in the state of new york already




also in the airport register yourself under a new name


we need to start a new life in new york city cousin
« Last Edit: June 28, 2015, 09:36:51 PM by Decepticon »

we don't even need a flight

i thought we were in the state of new york already
no i think we're in texas

we don't even need a flight

i thought we were in the state of new york already




also in the airport register yourself under a new name


we need to start a new life in new york city cousin
no i think we're in texas

forget it, lets skip to the good part. The entire party kills the Communist Zombies and runs into Joseph Stalin(kicked out of hell, see first few pages) and Riddler(Bitchslapped and ran away like a wimp) when they go further into the airport.

"Capitalist Pig!" Stalin shouts. "The end is near! Let us on to your plane or face annihilation!"

Seeing as how everyone else in the airport has been massacred by these two guys...

Stalin(Armored EOD Suit) armed with Minigun
Riddler (Mech Suit) armed with Laser Minigun

Only Sane Man: Healthy, Medium Body Armor, M16 Equipped
Snidley Whiplash: Healthy, Medium Body Armor, FN FAL Equipped
Kiss-Kiss: Healthy, Cat Armor
Protagonist is healthy.


Things to do
Get the hell out of Venturon City before its bombed into oblivion

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
Medium Body Armor
Grenades x5
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 88%, very little sanity
Vehicle: Secret Service SUV(Minigun)

what did we do to deserve both Riddler and stalin

take two grenades and stuff them down their mech suits

Drive up to one of their faces and unload the minigun into it.

Be a nice guy and take them with you, then you can drop them to terrorize whatever country you want.

entrepreneur  staff their back doors

Compliment their mustaches and give them 90$

get the forget out of this city to live with your cousin. maybe the voices inside your head will stop

Let them in Stalin is a cool dude, plus maybe you can steal his eod suit