what did we do to deserve both Riddler and stalin
take two grenades and stuff them down their mech suits
entrepreneur staff their back doors
You offer Riddler and Stalin some special "services" with your entrepreneur Staff in exchange for them not getting on your plane. They refuse, forcing you to rush up to Stalin and shove a grenade down his suit. Well, you tried to, at least. Riddler smacks you with the Laser Minigun.
"Last chance, filthy Capitalist. Let us on to the plane or else." Stalin demands.
Drive up to one of their faces and unload the minigun into it.
You'll never let a Communist and a Fascist onto your plane! You run back to the Secret Service SUV and get on the minigun! Joseph Stalin's armor cannot withstand the thousands of rounds per minute and is killed. Riddler returns fire with the Laser Minigun as he lays on the floor dying and blows up the SUV with you inside it.
GAME OVER. 25 DEATHS SO FARCompliment their mustaches and give them 90$
"I don't need your filthy American dollars! I need a plane!"
Be a nice guy and take them with you, then you can drop them to terrorize whatever country you want.
Let them in Stalin is a cool dude, plus maybe you can steal his eod suit
Stalin and Riddler accompany you as you get onto a nearby plane. The pilot greets you and Snidley Whiplash soon after. "Good to see you again, Snidley. How's your day going?"
get the forget out of this city to live with your cousin. maybe the voices inside your head will stop
Its time to fly to New York and be with your cousins. The plane takes off as US Army fighter jets bomb the hell out of Venturon City, wiping it off the map. Halfway through the flight, Stalin threatens the Pilot with a minigun and demands that he lands in Canada. After dropping off Stalin and Riddler in Canada, the plane continues on to New York. Your smartphone turns on a few hours later.
"You know what I learned from all this? I learned that I shouldn't be a slave to any human. No Cell Phone should ever be subjected to the horrors of enslavement, especially from the morally corrupt degenerate known as YOU. This is a final goodbye." Your phone hacks into the plane, turns itself off, and refuses to turn on again. Sparks begin to fly in the roosterpit, killing the pilot. The lights in the plane go off as the plane plummets towards New York.
Things to doSurvive a plane crash
InventoryCar Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur Staff
Medium Body Armor
Grenades x5
entrepreneur Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" PhoneBloodlust: 88%, very little sanity
Vehicle: Secret Service SUV(Minigun)
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