forget them all go get yourself some cornflakes
You reach for some cornflakes and discover that its covered in mold.
Strong Exhale.
Breathe on everyone and see what happens.
walk on a crack under a ladder and smash a glass panel.
hopefully the jinx turns the bad luck to batstuff crazy stuff
"I can't take it anymore! loving Taliban! You'll pay for killing my Commanding Officer!" A nearby National Guard soldier shouts while in the middle of some war flashbacks. Meanwhile, a meteor crashes into the gas station next to the library, causing a chain reaction of exploding tanker trucks all the way to Mexico.
The Book Protesters outside light the Library on fire with you inside and storm it. "Save a tree! Burn a book! DIE, BOOK READING SCUM!" The Book Protesters shout their battle cry. Right as the Book Protesters charge in, so does the Liberal Crime Squad! "We're the Liberal Crime Squad! Die, you Conservative Dogs!"
Some Random Venomous Snake flings itself at Private Jingo and bites him, hitting the body armor to no effect!
"Son of a bitch!" Private Jingo says. "The Taliban are using MILITARY SNAKES NOW!"
Private Jingo fires a burst from the M16A4, hitting Library Security Guard in the head!
Library Security Guard slips on your vomit and gouges his eyes out with a machete!
Library Security Guard murmurs something good about Jesus before passing away."JOHN! NO!" Library Security Guard 2 shouts as he struggles to hold back tears.
Library Security Guard 2 fires the tranquilizer rifle at the venomous snake, but misses and accidentally shoots a lawyer across the street in the eye!
Conservative Book Protester fires the Mateba 6 at Some Random Venomous Snake, hitting it three times!
Conservative Book Protester 2 swings at Lt. KillBot with his Automag, but MISTAKENLY whacks Conservative Book Protester 1 in the face instead!
"forget out of my way next time!" Book Protester 2 shouts.
Conservative Book Protester 3 loses his balance and falls backwards into the flames, giving off one last scream before his flesh bubbles and melts away!Conservative Book Protester 4 fires a burst from the FN FNC, but the recoil smacks him in the face and he accidentally fires on FULL AUTO towards the ceiling!
Conservative Book Protester 5's gun explodes, tearing off his right hand! He screams at the top of his lungs in agony!
Conservative Book Protester 6's gun goes off in his holster, killing him!"Conservative Scum! Now its our turn!" Liberal Locksmith shouts before shouting the Liberal battle cry shortly after. "We need a slogan!"
Liberal Locksmith sprays the M249. All the bullets miss their targets and strike a child halfway across the city.
Liberal Lawyer forgot to load shells into his shotgun!
Liberal Teacher trips and knocks over a shelf full of library books, knocking Library Security Guard 2 into the flames!Liberal Yoga Instructor smacks Lt. KillBot on the head with a G11!
Liberal Musician does a guitar solo at Conservative Book Protester 1, turning him Liberal!
Liberal Hippie rocks out at Private Jingo with a guitar, calming him down slightly!
Police Lt. KillBot fires his S&W Model 29 at Liberal Hippie, blowing half his face apart and killing him!Police Rookie Algernon Smith attempts to tase Protagonist, but he was pointing the taser the wrong way! He goes out like a lightbulb!Police Rookie Amanda Smith MISTAKENLY shoots Private Jingo in the face!
Total Bloodlust gained: +7
BOSS: Some random venomous snake(Badly Wounded) armed with Taser
VS
BOSS: Private Jingo(Majorly Wounded, Suffering from delusions) armed with Army Body Armor, M16A4
VS
Conservative Book Protester 2 armed with Automag Pistol
Conservative Book Protester 4 armed with FN FNC
Conservative Book Protester 5(HAND BLOWN OFF, MASSIVE BLEEDING)VS
Conservative Book Protester 1(Wounded) armed with Mateba 6 Unica Autorevolver
Liberal Locksmith armed with M249, Ultraheavy Body Armor
Liberal Lawyer armed with CAWS Shotgun, Medium Body Armor
Liberal Teacher armed with AA-12, Heavy Body Armor
Liberal Yoga Instructor armed with G11, Heavy Body Armor
Liberal Musician armed with Guitar, Police Body Armor
VS
Police Lt. KillBot(Badly wounded, Medium Body Armor) armed with
KillBot's Chrome-Plated S&W Model 629Police Rookie Algernon Franklin(Light Armor) armed with Colt Official Police .38 Revolver
Police Rookie Amanda Smith(Stab Vest) armed with 1911
VS
YOU are badly wounded and poisoned. You've taken damage to the groin and its infected, also.
COMBAT INFO- The Liberals are targeting the Protesters and the Police and ignoring everyone else.
- The Book Protesters are firing on everything, as usual.
- Library Security and the Police are trying to arrest you.
- Private Jingo just doesn't care and is gunning down everyone with a M16.
- Also, the Library is on fire.
9:00 AM
ERRANDSGet groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed
Return library book before its overdue(Book is late at 12:00 PM)WEAPONS:
ALIEN RAYGUN (2/10 rounds)
HEAVY CANE
TASER (5 cartridges left)
GLOCK (15/17 rounds, 1 mags)
FN MAG (45/100 rounds, 0 7.62x51mm NATO mags)
MP5 (12/30 rounds, 1 mag)
Personal ID-Tagged M4 (30/30 rounds, 3 5.56 Mags)
Templar Sword + Knife
Templar Armor
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 0 .45 mags)
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
WARDEN'S SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds left) Warning: Massive Recoil and POWER
DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN (0/2 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left)
LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN (0/6 rounds, 6 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (0/6 rounds, 2 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 Tranq darts left, 0 Special Darts) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (2/2 rounds, 0 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD
| OTHER ITEMS:
INFECTED ORGANS
METAGAMER GUARD'S HAT
MOLDY CORN FLAKES
ALIEN BLOOD
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
SMARTPHONE (DAMAGED)
DISGUISE (SECURITY GUARD)
SAXOPHONE
BLOODLUST CONTROL x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
STYLIN' HAT |
$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 98%(INSANE)
POLICE REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVED - NONLETHAL FORCEJINXED!
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