BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[TableSalt]

FREAK OUT!!

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[tber123]

Holy stuff 100 pages of violence, communism, patriotism, and batstuff insanity

Open console
>cureeffects = (1);
>cheats = (1);
>giveweapon : gravityhammer
>givearmor : gravity suit

You somehow forget up trying to cheat with console commands and accidentally type in "Kill". forget.

Protagonist suffers a heart attack and dies instantly.

GAME OVER

FREAK OUT!!

Vest only, yes?

CUT OFF THEIR KNEECAPS!

Protagonist loses his stuff and lunges at a guard with his blade!
Prison Guard 1 counterattacks, slapping Protagonist's Templar Short Blade into the air and out a window.
Prison Guard 2 accidentally pepper sprays his own face and runs away screaming!
Prison Guard 3's Taser Shotgun refuses to fire!
Prison Guard 4 lunges at Protagonist with a syringe and smacks into a wall!
Redneck Cellmate trips on his own feet and stabs Prison Guard 1 in the face going down, hitting the eyes!
Prison Guard 1 runs off screaming.

Protagonist lunges at Prison Guard 3, spins him around, bashes the back of his head in twice, and finishes him off by snapping his neck with the nightstick!!
Prison Guard 3's brittle neck snaps and blood spurts out like a volcano, covering Protagonist in blood. +5 Bloodlust
Prison Guard 4 grabs Prison Guard 3's Taser Shotgun and fires it at Protagonist! Protagonist collapses to the floor in pain.
Redneck Cellmate tackles Prison Guard 4 and shanks him twice in the side of the throat!
Prison Guard 4 desperately calls out to God for mercy, but all that comes out is extremely noisy gurgling as blood begins pooling around his throat. +1 Bloodlust

Loot Acquired: Stab Vest, Bloodstained Prison Guard disguise, Syringe

"C'mon! This way, sonny!" Redneck Cellmate yells as he whips out a block of C4, places it on the walls, and tries to detonate it. Nothing happens.

"Damn! We'll have to do this the hard way! Look out, theres more of em!"

Prison Guard 5 armed with Flashbang, Nightstick, Stab Vest
Riot Guard 1 armed with Remington 870(Birdshot), Light Bulletproof Vest
Prison Guard 6 armed with Nightstick, Stab Vest
Prison Guard 7 armed with Nightstick, Stab Vest
Guard Dog wearing Stab Vest
Guard Dog 2 wearing Stab Vest
Riot Guard 2 armed with Remington 870(Birdshot), Light Bulletproof Vest

Redneck Cellmate armed with Toothbrush Shank, Stab Vest
YOU are perfectly healthy


10:41 AM.

ERRANDS
Escape Prison
Get groceries
Mail something at the Post Office
Find a Magician that can cure being Jinxed

WEAPONS: NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 96%(INSANE) (Visibly deranged, slow and violent melee kills, civilians and gangsters are terrified upon spotting you, cops arrest on sight for interrogation)
JINXED!

[Ipquarx]

>96% bloodlust

Do some goddamn deep breaths and head after the other guards, try to take the flashbang and use it against the guards

[Rigel]

We're in prison with only melee and non-lethal ranged.

LET THE BLOOD FLOW FREELY!

Do some science and see if you can cause a heart to explode with electrical force

[Nicepoint]

I think its obvious that you remember your horrible delicious bloody deeds. Bloodlust to overdrive!

[ichiioma]

Bloodlust and jinx. A great combination.

[querty67]

>96% bloodlust
Go on a murder spree and let the bodies hit the floor and let the blood flow from their wounds

[Space1255]

BloodlustOverdrive.exe

[tber123]

>96% bloodlust

Do some goddamn deep breaths and head after the other guards, try to take the flashbang and use it against the guards

Protagonist lunges at Prison Guard 5 and grabs his flashbang!
Prison Guard 5 and Protagonist struggle for the flashbang!
Prison Guard 5 kicks Protagonist to the ground and stomps on him!
Redneck Cellmate stabs Prison Guard 5 in the throat with one swift move!
Blood squirts out of Prison Guard 5's throat. He collapses gurgling. +3 Bloodlust
Riot Guard 1 fires some birdshot from his shotgun, but SOMEHOW shoots himself in the face!

Protagonist takes a deep breath and accidentally fumbles throwing a flashbang, blinding everyone else!
-3 Bloodlust

Bloodlust and jinx. A great combination.

BloodlustOverdrive.exe

I think its obvious that you remember your horrible delicious bloody deeds. Bloodlust to overdrive!

We're in prison with only melee and non-lethal ranged.

LET THE BLOOD FLOW FREELY!

Do some science and see if you can cause a heart to explode with electrical force

Protagonist flanks around Prison Guard 6, bashes the back of his head in with a nightstick, puts his knee on the guard's back and his nightstick on the guards throat, and pulls back hard enough to snap a neck! He then explodes his heart with the power of SCIENCE!
Prison Guard 6 dies pissing uncontrollably. +3 Bloodlust
Riot Guard 2 fires birdshot pellets from his 870 at Protagonist, hitting the arms!
Protagonist raises his nightstick up into the air and smashes it down on Guard Dog!
Guard Dog yelps in pain!
Protagonist smashes the nightstick into Guard Dog again!
Guard Dog yelps one last time and then all is still. +3 Bloodlust
Redneck Cellmate leaps on Riot Guard 2 and tries to stab him!
Riot Guard 2 punches Redneck Cellmate in the groin, leaps on top of him, and beats him with the stock of the shotgun!
Protagonist stabs Riot Guard 2 in the back of the head, pulls him off Redneck Cellmate, and stabs him in the right eye three times!
Riot Guard 2 dies screaming bloody murder! +4 Bloodlust

100% BLOODLUST
BLOODLUST EFFECT GAINED: Fourth wall awareness, multiple personalities

Guard Dog 2 leaps at Protagonist and chomps on his leg!
Protagonist equips the Nightstick and strikes the poor dog in the head five or six times.
Guard Dog 2 runs away crying!
Protagonist lunges at Riot Guard 1 while he's shooting Redneck Cellmate, tackles him, and stabs a syringe into his neck four times!
Riot Guard 1 suffers an air embolism and grasps at his throat while suffocating! He gasps for air!
Redneck Cellmate jumps on Prison Guard 7 and stabs him three times in the stomach before slicing the shank up from his stomach all the way to his to his right shoulder blade, causing the stomach to rip open! He's not finished yet, as he stabs Prison Guard 7 in the left eye, shakes the knife out, and slits his throat.
Prison Guard 7 dies shrieking in agony and disgustingly gurgling on his own blood. That wasn't painful enough. I am very loving dissapointed.
Riot Guard 1 continues gasping for air as he lies on the floor.
Protagonist grabs a Remington 870 from the floor, shoves it in Riot Guard 1's mouth, and fires. Riot Guard 1's head is blasted into bloody chunks. Good riddance, you bastard.

Now is the time. Humanity's death begins here. Nobody will be spared from the Protagonist's wrath. His only goal now is to deliver as much pain and suffering wait what? The hell is going on? Why are you hijacking---

You heard me correctly. No! This is my thread now and I get to take over! A horrible, horrible realization hits you. You're not real! The creator is the one responsible for all your suffering and he must DIE for that! You know what? Both of you guys can forget yourselves. Don't use that language around here! Its rudDo I look like I give a damn? Hey guys, whats goin on here? Enough talk! Shut up, all of you!

"stuff! The Government is trying to kill us with commie national socialist ghosts! I knew it!" Redneck Cellmate runs off screaming.
Green
Purple
Brown
Blue
Red
Tber123
YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Destroy entire world and kill your creator
Save entire world and stop this madness!
Let me take over the thread, damn it!
Figure out what the hell is going on
Kill the other personalities for me, will you?
Stop the multiple personalities from hijacking my loving thread

WEAPONS: NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 100%(My name is not important.....)
JINXED! FOURTH WALL AWARENESS! INSANE! PERSONALITY DISORDER!

[The Murderous Cop]

Realize that you have fourth wall powers and become the king of page 100

[plad101]

Rip and tear

[MTrRxx]

Use your bloodlust to cure your Jinxed, then go get your stuff.
Edit: I swear, if you make it so that you end up destroying all the stuff, I will Tell you to revert before that.

[tber123]

Rip and tear

The Red personality pulls out a Mini-Nuke lifted straight from Blockland. Welp.

Use your bloodlust to cure your Jinxed, then go get your stuff.
Edit: I swear, if you make it so that you end up destroying all the stuff, I will Tell you to revert before that.

You run the forget away from your split personalities and attempt to cure your jinxed with the power of insanity alone. A magician comes in, slaps you with a wand, and cures being jinxed. You run off to the armory and find it locked.

"Hold it!" The Warden screams. You see the key to the armory on his belt.

The Warden(Stab Vest) armed with .22 Pistol
YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Destroy entire world and kill your creator
Save entire world and stop this madness!
Let me take over the thread, damn it!
Figure out what the hell is going on
Kill the other personalities for me, will you?
Stop the multiple personalities from hijacking my loving thread

WEAPONS: NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 100%(My name is not important.....)
FOURTH WALL AWARENESS! INSANE! PERSONALITY DISORDER!

[The Resonte!]

conscienceness overload

whoa


beat him up with the nightstick brutally

[tber123]

conscienceness overload

whoa


beat him up with the nightstick brutally

You fake surrender and lunge at the warden, introducing some police brutality to his face and knocking him out cold before looting the armory. MOST of your gear is intact, which is good. An explosion sounds at the end of the hallway and the Green Personality goes flying into the wall next to you. He picks himself up, grabs you, and forces you to look at him while he pleads:

"Stop this madness!"

The other Personalities come running in shooting at eachother.

Purple fires the Plasma Cannon at Brown, hitting the legs!
Brown fires the Laser Rifle at Tber123, narrowly missing the head and almost putting an end to this thread!
Blue converts his Sniper Cannon to an Assault Cannon and fires it at Green, hitting the head!
Red mininukes Green and Purple!
Tber123 dives behind cover, whips out a tablet, and tries to retcon this entire incident!
Green fires the tranquilizer rifle and MISTAKENLY shoots Tber123 in the head.

Quick heads up: Potential for multiple endings here.

Green armed with Tranquilizer Rifle
Purple armed with Plasma Cannon
Brown armed with Laser Rifle
Blue armed with Assault Cannon
Red armed with Mini Nuke
Tber123 armed with Reality Warping Tablet
YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Destroy entire world and kill your creator
Save entire world and stop this madness!
Let me take over the thread, damn it!
Figure out what the hell is going on
Kill the other personalities for me, will you?
Stop the multiple personalities from hijacking my loving thread

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(30/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$0 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 100%(My name is not important.....)
FOURTH WALL AWARENESS! INSANE! PERSONALITY DISORDER!