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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 141691 times)

Order gravity suits and armor that goes with it for all the swat members and you

Give the only sane man a medkit, tell him to heal himself, and fire at the remote controlled rifles with your luger.

Scribble a big hammer and sickle and flash it at the SUV, then run like stuff

Tell Only Sane Man that his name is not Bevis

Order gravity suits and armor that goes with it for all the swat members and you

You order some Gravity Suits and high-tech body armor, but the Ventilator in the SUV runs you over when you go to collect it and steals it for himself.

Congratulations, the Ventilator SUV is now armored and so is the driver.

Give the only sane man a medkit, tell him to heal himself, and fire at the remote controlled rifles with your luger.
talk to only sane man about what happened and heal him

You take aim with the Luger and pop off a few rounds at the Rifles, aiming for the sensors. You miss completely due to how tiny the sensors are. Only Sane Man tells you he was attacked out of nowhere and you stabilize him with a medkit.

Tell Only Sane Man that his name is not Bevis

"What's your real name? It can't possibly be Bevis." You ask Only Sane Man.

"My actual name is---" Only Sane Man's words are drowned out by the SWATs and the Ventilator SUV firing at eachother.

Use Sniper Cannon on the Ventilator SUV.  And treat Bevis Jaron before he dies so he doesn't die.

You brace yourself and fire the Sniper Cannon, hitting the Ventilator SUV and knocking it over. It barrel rolls into the SWATs and squishes them.

Oops.

Scribble a big hammer and sickle and flash it at the SUV, then run like stuff

You run into a nearby Arts and Crafts store, swipe some huge construction paper, scribble a hammer and sickle, and quickly throw it onto the SUV before running like hell. Only Sane Man calls for an ambulance and is driven off to the Hospital while the Gunslinger suggests that the both of you go to the Gentleman's Club and have a drink together.



The Gunslinger armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 3:50 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing


WEAPONS:
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
GAS GRENADE x2
TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)
TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS:
SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock)
WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE
DEAD MARTIAN
ADVANCED LAPTOP x2
ADVANCED TABLET x2
SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS
INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS
CCS BACKERS LIST
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 23%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)
« Last Edit: July 19, 2015, 02:38:34 PM by tber123 »


Increase bloodlust, I want to break trough that 4th wall.
[insert evil laugh here]

Increase bloodlust, I want to break trough that 4th wall.
[insert evil laugh here]
Increase it by playing one of David Cage's games, getting angry at the terrible writing, horrible gameplay and extremely tribal/loveist activites within said ga-
oh wait it's not a game at all.

Overdrive your bloodlust
practically become invicible
become the terminator

Overdrive your bloodlust
practically become invicible
become robocop
ftfy

Go with Gunslinger to the bar.

sure why not lets go

You arrive at the Gentleman's Club to see a bouncer named Snidley Whiplash beating the crap out of a drunken man. You head inside and The Gunslinger gets utterly stufffaced on alcohol.

Increase bloodlust, I want to break trough that 4th wall.
[insert evil laugh here]
Increase it by playing one of David Cage's games, getting angry at the terrible writing, horrible gameplay and extremely tribal/loveist activites within said ga-
oh wait it's not a game at all.
Overdrive your bloodlust
practically become invicible
become robocop

You watch a video of Heavy Rain and Beyond:Two Souls and cringe at the writing.

+50 Bloodlust

(You now have very little sanity, and it is very visible! Bouncers and bar patrons notice your lack of sanity!)

You attempt to increase your Bloodlust to 100% by watching another video of Heavy Rain when the bouncers approach you!

"Sir... Are you feeling alright? I'm gonna have to ask you to leave..." Bouncer Jadyn Harold approaches you while silently signalling for backup. Nearby civilians back away from you, and some of them whip out phones.


Bouncer Snidley Whiplash armed with bare hands
Bouncer Jadyn Harold armed with bare hands
Bouncer Johnathan Hinsa armed with bare hands
The Gunslinger(Drunk) armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded

It is 4:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing


WEAPONS:
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
GAS GRENADE x2
TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)
TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)

OTHER ITEMS:
SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock)
WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE
DEAD MARTIAN
ADVANCED LAPTOP x2
ADVANCED TABLET x2
SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS
INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS
CCS BACKERS LIST
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 73%(Slow and violent melee kills, painful nonlethal takedowns, limp and livid, suspicious to to others, cops will interrogate, gangsters will verbally warn you to stay back)
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)
« Last Edit: July 19, 2015, 04:31:36 PM by tber123 »

Assure them that you're okay.

Don't kill anyone...the SWAT was just on your side.

Tell them you are trying to ascertain a certain power and can only attain it via punching the god of insanity, Xel'otath

buy gravity suit and armor at metagamer HQ
or is that destroyed?