Order gravity suits and armor that goes with it for all the swat members and you
You order some Gravity Suits and high-tech body armor, but the Ventilator in the SUV runs you over when you go to collect it and steals it for himself.
Congratulations, the Ventilator SUV is now armored and so is the driver.
Give the only sane man a medkit, tell him to heal himself, and fire at the remote controlled rifles with your luger.
talk to only sane man about what happened and heal him
You take aim with the Luger and pop off a few rounds at the Rifles, aiming for the sensors. You miss completely due to how tiny the sensors are. Only Sane Man tells you he was attacked out of nowhere and you stabilize him with a medkit.
Tell Only Sane Man that his name is not Bevis
"What's your real name? It can't possibly be Bevis." You ask Only Sane Man.
"My actual name is---" Only Sane Man's words are drowned out by the SWATs and the Ventilator SUV firing at eachother.
Use Sniper Cannon on the Ventilator SUV. And treat Bevis Jaron before he dies so he doesn't die.
You brace yourself and fire the Sniper Cannon, hitting the Ventilator SUV and knocking it over. It barrel rolls into the SWATs and squishes them.
Oops.
Scribble a big hammer and sickle and flash it at the SUV, then run like stuff
You run into a nearby Arts and Crafts store, swipe some huge construction paper, scribble a hammer and sickle, and quickly throw it onto the SUV before running like hell. Only Sane Man calls for an ambulance and is driven off to the Hospital while the Gunslinger suggests that the both of you go to the Gentleman's Club and have a drink together.
The Gunslinger armed with Big Iron .600 Revolver
YOU are badly wounded
It is 3:50 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearingWEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD GAS GRENADE x2 TASER SHOTGUN (3/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded) TEACUP BLASTER (One time use disguised gun)
| OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE DEAD MARTIAN ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT |
$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 23%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)