Dice with 100 Sides: no

[WaterOre]

tame skeletron, and kill it if you fail

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

bite off your own cancerous mole

[Swampivorous]

forget the puppet if you win

you would think you would learn not to stick your richard in everything.

[startacker]

Oh god I'm tired hope that I don't ruin everything

Attempt to cure cancer with your bare hands

77, You have a basic idea of how cancer would be cured!

Fight The Puppet.

66,

ENCOUNTER
PUPPET

tame skeletron, and kill it if you fail

94, Skeletron joins your party

bite off your own cancerous mole

89, I don't even know what that is! You do it anyway.

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Grenade x1
Dual Wielded Physguns
Desert Eagle (5/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
$390,970

COMPANIONS
Gabe Newell (ARMED WITH STEAM SALES)
Mr. Queeba (ARMED WITH ARMS HAHAHA)
Shia Lebouf (ARMED WITH CAMERA AND KNIFE)
Skype
Skeletron

[Refticus]

stick your hand up the puppet's ass and control it

[Afraidanna]

grab the puppet and eat him
no really, just shove him down your throat, but make sure to chew

[77x5ghost2]

turn it into a cute kitten

[startacker]

stick your hand up the puppet's ass and control it

93, [DICE WITH 100 SIDES GRAPHIC EDITION IS NEEDED TO VIEW THIS] you now have puppet!

grab the puppet and eat him
no really, just shove him down your throat, but make sure to chew

80, You ate puppet, nice job.

turn it into a cute kitten

1, Your magic fails so hard you, Htrae, Earth, and the universe exploded! Nice job. Reloading...

INVENTORY
iPhone 6
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x6
Grenade x1
Dual Wielded Physguns
Desert Eagle (5/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
$390,970

COMPANIONS
Gabe Newell (ARMED WITH STEAM SALES)
Mr. Queeba (ARMED WITH ARMS HAHAHA)
Shia Lebouf (ARMED WITH CAMERA AND KNIFE)
Skype
Skeletron

[Afraidanna]

kill all your companions
kill all your terrorists
be a one man army

[Afraidanna]

I WILL STALK YOU IN YOUR DREAMS.

you have an issue

[startacker]

I WILL STALK YOU IN YOUR DREAMS.

Oh come on man, really? In here? You can't do anything else but spam?

[TheKid]

you would think you would learn not to stick your richard in everything.

who's saying this again

[Swampivorous]

AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP,I WILL BE GONE.

who's saying this again

My characters have been sticking their richard(s) in...nothing in the past...year.

[WaterOre]

stuff out a better version of the puppet

[Refticus]

fart to the point that your ass flies off