Dice with 100 Sides: no

[startacker]

do not summon master chief

86, Instead a MA5D hits your head!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (this is a submission)

89, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

GAME OVER
Stop the memes

Roll to become king of the space mutants

17, You try to negotiate becoming the king, but they decline, sending a fleet of soldiers at you.

Wack, the Giant Burger has decided to join you for now, you also reload your golden AKs

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x2
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Spellbook
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
MA5B (60/60 rounds)
$390,920

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 3 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)
Izanagi in his More Advanced Form
Wack the Giant Burger

[Ad Bot]

[CypherX]

(add the MA5B to inventory star)

do not summon the arbiter

[Refticus]

begin to consume your inventory

[startacker]

(add the MA5B to inventory star)

do not summon the arbiter

81, k
(Stop doing this jesus christ)

begin to consume your inventory

5, You attempt to eat your Desert Eagle, but pull the trigger, blowing your face off!

GAME OVER
anyway...

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x2
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Spellbook
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
MA5B (60/60 rounds)
$390,920

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 3 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)
Izanagi in his More Advanced Form
Wack the Giant Burger

[Refticus]

burn your money, tear up your credit cards and consume your wallet

[CypherX]

use spellbook to summon giant spiders

[WaterOre]

stop at the local kwik trip and buy a box of donuts

[Swampivorous]

have a massive richard girl orgy with Kompressor

[Bdarty]

Use Wack the giant burger to summon the Frick Frack Patty Wack Crew, (a joke me an some friends made)

[startacker]

burn your money, tear up your credit cards and consume your wallet

99, You have no more money, but Phoenix #1 throws you a bag of dosh

use spellbook to summon giant spiders

90, None of that fantasy crap, giant spiders with M60s rise from the ground.

stop at the local kwik trip and buy a box of donuts

87, You walk on over to a kwik trip and buy a dozen donuts

have a massive richard girl orgy with Kompressor

29, You accidentally kill Kompressor with your titanic snake.

Use Wack the giant burger to summon the Frick Frack Patty Wack Crew, (a joke me an some friends made)

57, The Frick Frack Patty Wack Crew rise from the ground, ready to help.

Betelgeuse has returned to normal.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x2
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Spellbook
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
MA5B (60/60 rounds)
$49,995

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 2 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)
Izanagi in his More Advanced Form
Wack the Giant Burger
Frick Frack Patty Wack Crew

[Mr Queeba]

Summon a free laptop and play Blockland on it.

[CypherX]

attack Saudi Arabia with your giant spiders and other companions

[startacker]

Summon a free laptop and play Blockland on it.

83, You open up your new laptop and get your BL_ID of 185,149. What to do first?

attack Saudi Arabia with your giant spiders and other companions

75, You fly off Htrae and prepare to launch an attack on Saudi Arabia

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x2
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Spellbook
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
MA5B (60/60 rounds)
Laptop (RUNNING BLOCKLAND.EXE)
$49,995

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 2 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)
Izanagi in his More Advanced Form
Wack the Giant Burger
Frick Frack Patty Wack Crew
M60 Spider Army

[Seath45]

Sumon Painis cupcake and make him a companion.

[tber123]

Summon Nixon and ask him to help you